"World War II the Video Game " Topic

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Flashman14	18 May 2007 8:34 a.m. PST
Did this make the rounds already?? pretty funny .. Adult language If World War Two had been an online Real Ttime Strategy game, the chat room traffic would have gone something like this. Hitler[AoE] has joined the game. Eisenhower has joined the game. paTTon has joined the game. Churchill has joined the game. benny-tow has joined the game. T0J0 has joined the game. Roosevelt has joined the game. Stalin has joined the game. deGaulle has joined the game. Roosevelt: hey sup T0J0: y0 Stalin: hi Churchill: hi Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks! paTTon: more like panzy tanks T0JO: Roosevelt: o this sucks i got a depression! benny-tow: haha america sux Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool? Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever Stalin: cool deGaulle: ** Hitler rushed some1 help Hitler[AoE]: byebye frenchy Roosevelt: i dont got to help, sry Churchill: the luftwaffle is attacking me Roosevelt: get antiair guns Churchill: i cant afford them benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is? paTTon: Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick Eisenhower: i cant do ** til rosevelt gives me an army paTTon: yah hurry the up Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded deGaulle: this is weak u guys suck deGaulle has left the game. Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k? benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair? benny-tow: did u mess up ur legs AND ur head? Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO T0J0: o no america im comin 4 u Roosevelt: ! thats bullsh1t u fags im gunna kick ur asses T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u Hitler[AoE]: Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge army Hitler[AoE]: thats bullsh1t u hacker Churchill: no more france for u hitler Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me! T0J0: u want me to do, im on the other side of the world Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path Stalin: u arsshoel! WE HAD A TRUCE Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind benny-tow: haha benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1 T0J0: o ** i cant help u i got my hands full Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help Roosevelt: yah thats right *** im comin for ya Stalin: church help me Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here Stalin: dont be an arss Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late Eisenhower: LOL benny-tow: hahahh oh help Hitler: o man ur paTTon: oh what now biotch Roosevelt: whos the cripple now benny-tow has been eliminated. benny-tow: lame Roosevelt: gj patton paTTon: thnx Hitler[AoE]: eisenhower hax hes killing all my Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record Eisenhower: Nuts! benny~tow: that mean? Eisenhower: meant to say finger slipped paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun Stalin: rofl T0J0: HAHAHHAA Hitler[AoE]: u guys are Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated. benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL Stalin: OMG LMAO! Hitler[AoE]: i didnt click there omg this game blows Hitler[AoE] has left the game paTTon: hahahhah T0J0: my teammates are n00bs benny~tow: shut up noob Roosevelt: haha wut a moron paTTon: am i gunna do now? Eisenhower: yah me too T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships o Eisenhower: u paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie Stalin: go to hell paTTon: this im goin afk Eisenhower: yah this is Roosevelt has left the game. Hitler[AoE]: ? Eisenhower: now we need some1 to join tru_m4n has joined the game. tru_m4n: hi all T0J0: hey Stalin: sup Churchill: hi tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff! tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY ** I GOT NUKES Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple Stalin: omg dont be gimmie nuculer secrets T0J0: is nukes? T0J0: holy holyhoyl*! T0J0 has been eliminated.* The Allied team has won the game! Eisenhower: awesome! Churchill: gg noobs no re T0J0: thats bull**** u suck T0J0 has left the game. Eisenhower has left the game. Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for **** Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss tru_m4n: l8r all benny~tow: bye Churchill: l8r Stalin: u all tru_m4n: shut up commie tru_m4n has left the game. benny~tow: o u commie Churchill: ROFL Churchill: bye commie Churchill has left the game. benny~tow has left the game. Stalin: i hate u all s Stalin has left the game. paTTon: no1 is left paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep paTTon has been eliminated. paTTon: o ! paTTon has left the game.
Vicshere	18 May 2007 8:54 a.m. PST
Yup, this noe makes the rounds on the net every now and then. Funny stuff! There's also a WWI version out there as well.
Grinning Norm	18 May 2007 9:17 a.m. PST
This is pretty cool.
Ivan the Reasonable	18 May 2007 10:05 a.m. PST
You chaps have too much time on your hands!
Canuck7	21 May 2007 2:58 p.m. PST
4guysfromviewpoint.com/?p=76 Appeared on a thread awhile ago, it still cracks me up!

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