"Best Quotes from a role play game." Topic

Player stumbling upon the aftermath of a massacre: "Can I see any survivors?"

Games master: "No, all the survivors are dead!"

"I push my running" From a character in an abandoned mine when confronted by a hibernating bear (a Harn game). Oh yeah, he had no light and was fumbling around in the dark as it was.

A group of Call of Cthulhu investigators, taking a "holiday" near a small village in New England, was looking to experiment with a new toy: a movie camera. While discussing what best to use as a subject for their test film, my fiancee (playing the party's occult expert) innocently exclaims:

"It would be fun to film the village people!"

*sigh*

Yet another game session ruined by spontaneous outbursts of "YMCA" and "In the Navy."

Zen

Some years ago, during a Fallout inspired post-apocalyptic game:
Just before a fight with hostile villagers a friend's character (big, burly, but not too bright) INTENDED to say: "We're here to kick ass and take names!", but fumbled it…..

His version ended with: "…and kick names!" I'll leave you to guess the beginning.. ;)
He has yet to live it down.

Modhail

Playing AD&D in our University dorms 5'x10' study hall – our group had just finished our toughest battle to date against five water elementals. One of the anti D&D Engineering students had placed two large garbage pails of water as a "leanner"on the study hall door. We opened the study hall door to the 'Knock" to have a huge wall of water surge into the room soaking everyone and all our stat sheets.
The wizard turned to the DM and said "I'm buying water proof scroll cases for everyone"
The fighter said "To H**L with scroll cases I'm wearing my rubber boots"

My three favorite spontaneous RPG quotes are these….From my buddy GW during a 3e D&D game as his character is trying to infiltrate a lair full of ogres….alone.
G (knocks on door)
Ogre " ooze dare?"
G "It's your friend, Smashmarg."
Ogre " I dohn know no Smashmarg.."
G " I've got cookies."
Ogre "Don't smell no kookies, smell stinky uman."
G " They are made with human….and chocolate chips."
Ogre "Go way!"
G " They're yummy…"
Ogre "Ahh……..okay." (opens door)
TWACK! as G buries great-axe in ogres head.

Next was my childhood friend Philip in a AD&D game where he ran an overzealous but kick-butt wizard.
Barbarian kicks open door to large barracks room full of bugbears(dozens).
Phil yells "Free candy for everyone!" tosses in three delayed blast fireballs….Barbarian slams door shut.

My own favorite spontaneous quote can from a Old School D&D game I actually played in. A rarity that. Our party was getting its collective butt kicked, once again in a long line of such kickings.
A Nighthag had just preceded to incinerate my two loyal and greatly husbanded retainers and nearly burnt my dwarf, named Osrog the Undesirable, to a crisp. As she seems to be mumbling yet an other spell ,Osrog yells.." SILENCE….Your fu is weak, I have slain your master, destroyed your school, and scattered its disciples to the four corners of the kingdom…..where they cower still! "

…the hag was unimpressed, she continued the butt-kicking as scheduled…..at least we all got a good laugh in. :)

" I trust McNuts…"

During a GURPS pirate-type adventure, we were captured and our one free party member has the chance to get back on board, take out the guards, and free us.
He swims out to the ship, and prepares to climb the anchor cable.
"I get out my poisoned dagger and place it in my teeth as I climb the rope… Oh !"
He then fails his save against the poison, passes out and drowns. Meanwhile, the rest of the party is unable to escape.
Game over.