One day, I saw a story about a flashing gnome.
After batting eyelashes and begging... well... I just asked, really... 
Editor in Chief Bill 
arranged for me to get my grubby little paws on this guy:
Oh my!
A flasher.
On to the painting...
I used the Reaper Master Series Rosy Skin Triad to get a delightfully pasty look, and Reaper Master Series Dark Skin for shading and brown-lining.
What hair he has (and his beard) have a base of Vallejo 985 Hull Red, with Master Series Orange Brown for highlights.
Glasses are matte black, and the eyes are Vallejo 809 Royal Blue and white.
OH NO!
He has no dangly bits!