Caveman!

Mexican Jack Squint presents possibly the least evolved set of wargame rules ever. By which I mean "Since the glaciers retreated." Movement? All based on the size of your hand. Missiles? Throw a wadded up paper ball at your opponent across the table. If he's supposed to be in cover, he holds up a chair. Melee? Three rounds of "Rock, paper, scissors'. Or – more historically accurate – "Rock, rock, rock." It's a bit dull, though. Mastodons and terror birds? They're in there. Dinosaurs? We got 'em. Grey Aliens? Got 'em too (they use supersoakers!) Less than the price of a polished skull.
– catalog listing

Designer: Howard Whitehouse
Publisher: Pulp Action Library
Status: In Print
Contents: Available online (7-page ZIP)

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This entry created by Editor in Chief Bill on 3 November 2016. Last revised by Editor in Chief Bill on 3 November 2016.

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