- Get the 3x5 3M-imitation brillo-pad-things from the hardware 
department (at Kmart, you guessed it) and cut each into 3 sections, 1" 
each.
 - Trim down one of the "flat" sides you just cut to make it wavy.
 - Heavily spray paint it in Rust Brown primer.
 - Throw it into t bag of "magic green dust" and shake, just like 
shake'n'bake! Be sure not to get 
any primer on the surface you are gonna put to the table, as it may 
fall.
  
These hedges do not need any kind of bases, but you can put them on, just 
more effort. 
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