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4 April 2026page first published

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©1994-2026 Bill Armintrout
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Personal logo Editor in Chief Bill The Editor of TMP Fezian writes:

Following up on the Puebla Pride music video, I thought it would be instructive to do one about General Lorences (also known as Lorencez), the French general who lost so disastrously at the 1st Battle of Puebla.

This time, from the perspective of the losing French side.

Working with the AI, these lyrics were finalized:

[Verse 1]
The Comte de Lorences, with a name like a shield
Stands tall in the sun of a Veracruz field
Six thousand bayonets, the pride of the Seine
"We’ll be masters of Mexico before the first rain."
He wrote to the Emperor, the ink hardly dry:
"Their race is inferior, their end is quite nigh."
With a flick of his glove and a sneer at the map
He marched his brave Zouaves straight into a trap.

[Chorus]
Oh, the Eagle of France had its eyes on the gold
But the story of Puebla is yet to be told!
Up the Guadalupe heights where the cannons are cold
Lorences is daring, Lorences is bold!
But the "peasants" are standing, the thunder is near
And the pride of the Empire is tasting its fear.

[Verse 2]
The morning was dusty, the noon became mud
As the soil of the mountain drank deep of the blood.
"Frontal assault!" was the General’s cry
He sent his best men to the ramparts to die.
Through the cactus and vine, in a red-trousered line
They slipped in the clay of a grand, failed design.
Zaragoza is laughing from the fort on the crest
While the "Master of Mexico" is put to the test.

[Bridge]
The bugle is broken...
The tricolor’s torn...
The flowers he promised?
They’re nothing but thorns.
The rain! The rain! It washes the pride
Of the General who thought he had God on his side!

[Guitar/Violin Solo]

[Chorus]
Oh, the Eagle of France had its eyes on the gold
But the story of Puebla is yet to be told!
Up the Guadalupe heights where the cannons are cold
Lorences is daring, Lorences is bold!
But the "peasants" are standing, the thunder is near
And the pride of the Empire is tasting its fear.

[Outro]
Lorences is silent… the letters are shamed.
On the Fifth of the May, only mud can be claimed.
Master of Mexico…
Master of Nothing…

Sonauto again had problems with some of the words, so I checked with Gemini to get the pronunciation right, then plugged that into the lyrics. So 'Puebla' became 'Pwebla', 'Lorences' became 'Lorensay', 'Zouaves' became 'zwavs', 'Guadelupe' became 'Guadalupay', 'tricolor' became 'trycolor', 'Seine' became 'Sayne'.

The music style was:

19th Century French Military March, Orchestral, Dramatic, Dark, Cinematic, Brass, Snare Drums, Male Vocals, Baritone, Emotional Transition.

And the music tags were 'dramatic, 2020s, orchestral'.

Nano Banana came up with the original art, which I edited in Flux Klein to remove unwanted text:

Master of Nothing

This picture didn't seem suitable for animation. I could have made the clouds/mist animate, but the soldiers would look odd not making progress as the video looped.

The final step was to combine the music and the art with titles, using ClipChamp:

I've posted the video as a reel on the TMP Facebook page – you can see captions with the Facebook version.

I hope these two videos might promote better understanding of the 1st Battle of Puebla.