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POLL: Favorite Dadisms (Round 1C)


235 votes were cast by total voters.


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rmaker writes:

If dog rabbit (If the dog hadn't stopped to crap, he would have caught the rabbit) – standard response to a lame excuse.


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VOTING RESULTS
AnswerVotes%Chart
He's slower than molasses in January
50
21%
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He's t'best in t'Northern Union
0
0%
 
Hey Rich. Get me another beer. And get one for you too…
8
3%
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I haven't had this much fun since we went dragging for grandma in the wrong lake
6
3%
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I wouldn't piss down his throat if his guts were on fire
23
10%
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I'd take (latest scandal celeb/politician)'s word over yours in less than a heartbeat
1
0%
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I'm so hungry, my stomach thinks my throat's been cut
19
8%
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I've heard bigger ducks fart n water before
3
1%
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If 'ifs and buts' were (bleeps) and nuts, we would all have a merry Christmas
22
9%
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If (bleep) were a brass band, you'd be the conductor
6
3%
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If brains were dynamite, he couldn't blow his nose
40
17%
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If you can't suck seeds, suck eggs.
2
1%
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If you're gonna cheat, cheat fair!
16
7%
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'I see' said the blind carpenter, as he picked up his hammer and saw It was the least I could do, and I always do the least I can.
19
8%
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other (explain)
2
1%
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none of these/no opinion
18
8%
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POLL IS CLOSED
POLL DESCRIPTION

Personal logo J Womack 94 Supporting Member of TMP says:

By this, I am looking for one of those things either you say, or your daddy says, or your granddaddy says, or whatever.

Poll set up by Personal logo Editor in Chief Bill The Editor of TMP Fezian, based on this pre-poll discussion.