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POLL: Best 'Yo Bomba' Joke (Round 1B)


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VOTING RESULTS
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that 'stealth' means the cockpit lights are off.
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that instead of directing people to their bomb shelters, the Emergency Broadcast System is advising them to wear hardhats.
2
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that instead of ordnance danger zones, the Pentagon is plotting falling object hazard areas.
1
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that it's Bingo locations are Czechoslovakia and Yugoslavia.
3
2%
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that it has maps for bombing runs on Rhodesia, Cyelon, Siam, Burma, Abyssinia, Zaïre, and Constantinople.
10
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that we had to call out the Army Air Corps for defense.
4
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that you had to order a Donkey Kong arcade game off EBay to get spare parts.
6
4%
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that your maintenance plan begins with channeling DaVinci in a séance.
4
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the Wright Brothers have filed for a patent infringement.
14
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the Wright brothers thought it was far-fetched.
1
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they get parking tickets in flight.
3
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they have to climb out on the wings to reload the muskets.
11
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they have to remember to not pedal as hard after they drop the bombs!
5
3%
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they haven't made spare parts for them in 50 years.
5
3%
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they measure its airspeed with a calendar.
9
6%
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they were designed with slide rules.
7
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United Airlines would have to drag folks onto the plane!
6
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we've deployed Estes model rockets as coastal defense.
2
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we've reactivated the Confederate Air Force.
5
3%
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we can't find a jet slow enough to keep pace with it.
4
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we had to Google to find out if it could still fly.
1
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Wile E. Coyote caught one.
13
9%
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none of these/no opinion
21
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POLL IS CLOSED
POLL DESCRIPTION

Personal logo Parzival Supporting Member of TMP writes:

Recently a certain world power has been "flexing its muscles" by flying around Cold War era bombers. We're talking machines older than most wargamers. So, in light of this, I've come up with "Yo' Bomba'" Jokes (TM and Patent Pending). Propose your best completion of the phrase "Yo' Bomba' so old…"

Poll set up by Personal logo Editor in Chief Bill The Editor of TMP Fezian, based on this pre-poll discussion.