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POLL: Favorite Dadisms (Round 1B)


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unknown member writes:

Had a boss/friend who's dad used to say "Fairs a place you take a pig to get a ribbon." usually right after someone claimed something "wasn't fair".


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VOTING RESULTS
AnswerVotes%Chart
Don't give the dog bubblegum
1
0%
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Don't let your Alligator mouth overload your hummingbird butt!
7
2%
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Don't make me stop this car
69
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Don't step over a dollar to pick up a penny
6
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Don't tell your Grandmother how to milk the ducks
7
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Dumb as a box of hammers
46
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End-for-end it.
0
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Even a stopped clock is right twice a day
53
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Fair? Life's not fair. Get used to it.
62
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Go like fecal matter through a snake
4
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Have you got the destructions?
5
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He couldn't sell creosote to a Nevian (bleep)
0
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He's an educated idiot
35
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He's hotter than a 2 dollar pistol on the 4th of July
13
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other (explain)
4
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none of these/no opinion
11
3%
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POLL IS CLOSED
POLL DESCRIPTION

unknown member says:

By this, I am looking for one of those things either you say, or your daddy says, or your granddaddy says, or whatever.

Poll set up by unknown member, based on this pre-poll discussion.