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POLL: How Should Jar Jar Die? (Round 1D)


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VOTING RESULTS
AnswerVotes%Chart
shot by Napoleon for treason
7
2%
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shot in the back during some botched attempt at heroics
18
4%
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shot with a wire-guided death haggis
15
4%
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shrieks, swallows his hand and strangles to death
10
2%
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silently
23
6%
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slowly
18
4%
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slowly crushed from foot to head, by a Jawa Sandcrawler
45
11%
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smother to death
4
1%
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stuffed in a jar, and put it in another jar so you can't hear him anymore
25
6%
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sucked through an A6's engine
14
3%
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suddenly and without warning!
36
9%
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swimming the Ganges
4
1%
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tongue caught in the turbo-lift
29
7%
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torn into little bitsy pieces and buried alive!
4
1%
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torture him to death, cast 'Unwilling Resurrection', and start over
2
0%
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trapped in an escape pod with a Xenomorph
17
4%
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turned inside out
9
2%
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turned into dinner and some new boots
9
2%
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wade piranha-infested waters wearing a bloody hamburger Speedo
9
2%
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wipe out the seed of all Gunguns
21
5%
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Wookies rip his arms out and use them as clubs to bash his head in
53
13%
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other (explain)
2
0%
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no opinion
23
6%
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not a Star Wars fan
4
1%
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POLL IS CLOSED
POLL DESCRIPTION

Personal logo flooglestreet Supporting Member of TMP Inactive Member asks...

Assume Disney has decided to remake the first three Star Wars movies as slasher flicks, and you have been hired as one of the screenwriters. Your first assignment is to come up with a death scene for Jar Jar Binks. How would you have him bite the big one?

Poll set up by Personal logo Editor in Chief Bill The Editor of TMP Fezian, based on this pre-poll discussion.