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POLL: Most Elegant Insult (Round 1)


511 votes were cast by total voters.


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legatushedlius writes:

I like one from Babylon 5, from Walter (Chekov) Koenig. "Very much from the shallow end of the gene pool".


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VOTING RESULTS
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Was my maternal parent aware, in a word, of my absence from the domiciliary residence?
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Never pass up a good chance to shut up!
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I fart in your general direction!
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My dear, you are ugly. But in the morning I shall be sober, and you will still be ugly
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That boy would sell his car for gas money.
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When God put teeth in your mouth, he ruined a perfectly good rectum.
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It is my conjecture that your mother is no stranger to the intimate embraces of barnyard animals.
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May your Perrier water be secretly bottled in Tijuana.
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Somewhere there is a village missing an idiot.
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Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt.
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If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose.
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If brains were chocolate, you wouldn't have enough to fill a smartie.
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In my case a Accident of Birth. But you sir are a self made man.
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Well if I gave you any thought I probably would.
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You've been beaten so much with the ugly stick. The stick is now a toothpick.
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It is good to see a guy with that much talent being able to make a living.
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You are just the sort of man that the reverend Dr Spooner himself would have called a shining wit.
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Brave as a flea on the lip of a lion.
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Did your father tell your mother his name the night he stayed with her?
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I'm not talking with you, I'm talking AT you.
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Did your mother have any children that lived?
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Here's a quarter, honey, go buy yourself a clue.
14
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Sunk so far in idiocy as to be obliged to wear a bib and bells.
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He's all tip and no iceberg.
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If you were my husband, I'd put poison in your coffee.
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other (explain)
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none of these/no opinion
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POLL IS CLOSED
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Poll set up by Personal logo Editor in Chief Bill The Editor of TMP Fezian, based on this pre-poll discussion.