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POLL: How Should Jar Jar Die? (Round 1B)


433 votes were cast by total voters.


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Personal logo piper909 Supporting Member of TMP writes:

NEVER!!!


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VOTING RESULTS
AnswerVotes%Chart
crucified by the Roman Army
9
2%
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crushed to death under foot of one of the Empire's giant walkers
51
12%
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crushed under a Pzkw IV ausf D treads
5
1%
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cut in half and dipped in a sweet mix of fruit, sugar and pectin
6
1%
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decapitated by a French 12pdr
10
2%
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Douse him with Rancor pheromones and toss him into the pit
26
6%
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dropped from a CH -47 while in flight
2
0%
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duel with light sabers with Lt Gabriel Feraud
8
2%
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ears caught in helicopter blades
23
5%
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eat cake, and then guillotine him
4
1%
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eaten by ewoks
36
8%
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eaten by the Hutt
45
10%
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Ebola
13
3%
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flattened under overpriced glossy rulebooks
19
4%
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flay him alive, salt him down
8
2%
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force feed Jar Jar bean burritos and let him fart to death
10
2%
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get one of his feet caught in machinery and get pulled right through
25
6%
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hand grenade enema
17
4%
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he gets Dipped
8
2%
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horribly
40
9%
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impaled by sharp debris in a trash compactor on the Death Star
39
9%
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other (explain)
4
1%
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no opinion
22
5%
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not a Star Wars fan
3
1%
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POLL IS CLOSED
POLL DESCRIPTION

Personal logo flooglestreet Supporting Member of TMP asks...

Assume Disney has decided to remake the first three Star Wars movies as slasher flicks, and you have been hired as one of the screenwriters. Your first assignment is to come up with a death scene for Jar Jar Binks. How would you have him bite the big one?

Poll set up by Personal logo Editor in Chief Bill The Editor of TMP Fezian, based on this pre-poll discussion.