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POLL: What Is Your Favorite Monty Python Quote (Round 1D)


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Rallynow Supporting Member of TMP writes:

What's the flight velocity of a sparrow?

I don't know. AAAAAH!

What's the flight velocity of a sparrow?

What do you mean, an African or European Swallow?

I don't know that.

AAAAH!

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VOTING RESULTS
AnswerVotes%Chart
That rabbit’s got a vicious streak a mile wide!
36
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This is an ex-parrot!
40
8%
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This is the Wattle, the symbol of our land, you can stick it in a bottle , or hold it in your hand…Australia Australia Australia, we love you!
16
3%
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'Tis a Fair Cop, but Society is to blame!
10
2%
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Trouble at the mill?
6
1%
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Warning: Larks’ Vomit
4
1%
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We have but one punishment in the Castle Anthrax for setting alight the Grail-shaped beacon…
21
4%
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We've got lumps of it round the back.
2
0%
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What have the Romans ever done for us?
59
12%
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What I object to, is that you automatically treat me like an inferior.
12
2%
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What's the flight velocity of a sparrow?
32
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What’s all this, then?
31
6%
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When we say there's no cannibalism in the Royal Navy, we mean that there's a certain amount.
25
5%
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Where are you going to keep the foetus? In a box!
2
0%
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With just a twist of lemming – SQUEEK
3
1%
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Yes! We're all individuals!
10
2%
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You don't even have horses. You're just banging coconuts together!
54
11%
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You secondhand donkey dong biter!
7
1%
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You vacuous toffee-nosed malodorous pervert!
12
2%
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You wouldn't have had much fun in Stalingrad, would you?
15
3%
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Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
83
17%
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other (explain)
3
1%
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none of these/no opinion
7
1%
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not a Monty Python fan
8
2%
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POLL IS CLOSED
POLL DESCRIPTION

Question by Personal logo Inari7 Supporting Member of TMP.

Poll set up by Personal logo Editor in Chief Bill The Editor of TMP Fezian, based on this pre-poll discussion.