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POLL: Preferred Method of Self-Cleaning?


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Deeside Defender Inactive Member writes:

Ceasar's questions were quite intresting and worthy of answering

Do you like the odor of your own farts?
- Not particulary but they are worth smelling as in indicater of digestive system health.

Do you drink toilet water? – No

Do you wear socks more than once before washing?
- Yes, far too often.

Do you wash your hands after urinating? – Yes but only the hand that did the holding.

Do you clean your dishes? – Yes as the wife or daughters always have an exceuse for not doing them.

Do you use foot powder?- No (except when dealing with fungal conditions)

Do you wear deodorant? – Not in winter, and other wise it dictated by anticipated activity levels.

Do you douche? – No, but is sounds like it might be fun.

Do you perform nasal irrigation? No, but i do pull out nose hairs.

Do you smell the toilet paper after you've used it? – Yes – Because like farts its a health monitor as it the colour relative density and consistency.


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VOTING RESULTS
AnswerVotes%Chart
shower
277
74%
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bath
19
5%
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all-over wash in the kitchen sink
1
0%
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skinny dip in the village pond after closing time
14
4%
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quick wipe of the pits and crotch with a KFC clean-up tissue
18
5%
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I just leave the window open when I go through the car wash
11
3%
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I keep an eye out for when the neighbours are using their lawn sprinkler.
17
5%
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other (please DON'T specify)
17
5%
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POLL IS CLOSED
POLL DESCRIPTION

Supercilius Maximus wonders...

What is your preferred method of "deep cleansing"?