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POLL: Favorite Dadisms (Round 2B)


343 votes were cast by total voters.


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Personal logo The Beast Rampant Supporting Member of TMP writes:

"If 'ifs and buts' were (bleeps) and nuts, we would all have a merry Christmas"

I'm afraid I've never heard a PG-13 version of this one.


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VOTING RESULTS
AnswerVotes%Chart
He's slower than molasses in January
46
13%
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I wouldn't piss down his throat if his guts were on fire
10
3%
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I'm so hungry, my stomach thinks my throat's been cut
15
4%
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If 'ifs and buts' were (bleeps) and nuts, we would all have a merry Christmas
17
5%
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If brains were dynamite, he couldn't blow his nose
32
9%
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If you're gonna cheat, cheat fair!
3
1%
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'I see' said the blind carpenter, as he picked up his hammer and saw
17
5%
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It's better to be a smartass than a dumb (bleep)
27
8%
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Legend in his own mind
50
15%
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Minor details
9
3%
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Never start a fight, but always finish one.
32
9%
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Proper prior planning prevents poor performance
18
5%
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Somewhere there's a village missing an idiot
50
15%
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none of these/no opinion
17
5%
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POLL IS CLOSED
POLL DESCRIPTION

Personal logo J Womack 94 Supporting Member of TMP says:

By this, I am looking for one of those things either you say, or your daddy says, or your granddaddy says, or whatever.

Poll set up by Personal logo Editor in Chief Bill The Editor of TMP Fezian, based on this previous poll.