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POLL: Favorite Dadisms (Round 2B)


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unknown member writes:

"If 'ifs and buts' were (bleeps) and nuts, we would all have a merry Christmas"

I'm afraid I've never heard a PG-13 version of this one.


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VOTING RESULTS
AnswerVotes%Chart
He's slower than molasses in January
46
13%
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I wouldn't piss down his throat if his guts were on fire
10
3%
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I'm so hungry, my stomach thinks my throat's been cut
15
4%
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If 'ifs and buts' were (bleeps) and nuts, we would all have a merry Christmas
17
5%
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If brains were dynamite, he couldn't blow his nose
32
9%
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If you're gonna cheat, cheat fair!
3
1%
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'I see' said the blind carpenter, as he picked up his hammer and saw
17
5%
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It's better to be a smartass than a dumb (bleep)
27
8%
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Legend in his own mind
50
15%
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Minor details
9
3%
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Never start a fight, but always finish one.
32
9%
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Proper prior planning prevents poor performance
18
5%
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Somewhere there's a village missing an idiot
50
15%
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none of these/no opinion
17
5%
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POLL IS CLOSED
POLL DESCRIPTION

unknown member says:

By this, I am looking for one of those things either you say, or your daddy says, or your granddaddy says, or whatever.

Poll set up by unknown member, based on this previous poll.