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POLL: How Should Jar Jar Die? (Round 1C)


423 votes were cast by total voters.


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Personal logo piper909 Supporting Member of TMP writes:

NEVER!!!


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VOTING RESULTS
AnswerVotes%Chart
in a blender
23
5%
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in prison
8
2%
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in the oven
6
1%
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kicked to death by an angry mob of Napoleonic wargamers
21
5%
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Light ChainSaw Duel
9
2%
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lightsaber duel with Darth Stewie
18
4%
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looted by a peasant and has his throat cut
5
1%
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marriage to Kim Cardassion
30
7%
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marriage to Lando Calrissian
4
1%
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nuked from orbit
34
8%
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off screen
26
6%
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'Oh he's dead' and leave it at that
40
9%
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on Alderaan when it was blown up
43
10%
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painfully
27
6%
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pilot the target for the test firing of the Death Star's Superlaser
19
4%
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pith and vivisect him
8
2%
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quickly
26
6%
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run over with a forklift
3
1%
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seems to die at the end of every movie but he comes back
5
1%
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shoot him at point blank range, charge in and bayonet him
11
3%
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shot by Greedo
35
8%
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other (explain)
1
0%
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no opinion
18
4%
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not a Star Wars fan
3
1%
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POLL IS CLOSED
POLL DESCRIPTION

Personal logo flooglestreet Supporting Member of TMP asks...

Assume Disney has decided to remake the first three Star Wars movies as slasher flicks, and you have been hired as one of the screenwriters. Your first assignment is to come up with a death scene for Jar Jar Binks. How would you have him bite the big one?

Poll set up by Personal logo Editor in Chief Bill The Editor of TMP Fezian, based on this pre-poll discussion.