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POLL: How Should Jar Jar Die? (Round 1A)


461 votes were cast by total voters.


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Personal logo piper909 Supporting Member of TMP writes:

NEVER!!!

He forces SW fans to confront their mortality!


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VOTING RESULTS
AnswerVotes%Chart
absorbed by intelligent sham wows
9
2%
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accidentally shot by firing squad
15
3%
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alone in the rain
24
5%
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Anakin kills him in a fit of rage
29
6%
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as close to the start as possible
66
14%
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at birth
48
10%
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attacked and eaten by zombies?
9
2%
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bake him in a pie and serve him to the king
9
2%
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Barbed wire, gasoline, a blunt rusty hacksaw, and a rubber chicken
19
4%
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bark shredder, feet first
28
6%
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blown up at the battle of the Crater
8
2%
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bobbing for acorns in an industrial strength wood chipper
19
4%
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bolotomus smashes him with his proloboscinator
14
3%
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Bore Worms
16
3%
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brain transplant
3
1%
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by flamethrower
12
3%
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cage match with Roger Rabbit
19
4%
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cement shoes and dumped in the lake
12
3%
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chokes on his tongue in his sleep
22
5%
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completely and utterly forgotten
51
11%
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other (explain)
3
1%
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no opinion
22
5%
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not a Star Wars fan
4
1%
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POLL IS CLOSED
POLL DESCRIPTION

Personal logo flooglestreet Supporting Member of TMP asks...

Assume Disney has decided to remake the first three Star Wars movies as slasher flicks, and you have been hired as one of the screenwriters. Your first assignment is to come up with a death scene for Jar Jar Binks. How would you have him bite the big one?

Poll set up by Personal logo Editor in Chief Bill The Editor of TMP Fezian, based on this pre-poll discussion.