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Covert Walrus22 Jul 2018 11:41 a.m. PST

So now there's this -

Attention: Dear Beneficiary.


May God Almighty give you the strength to overcome difficulties and
the confidence to walk on the difficult road to success this year, we
are writing to notify you that your funds are currently being lodged
into capital one bank here in United States of America because we held
meeting today with the United State of America Government and United
Nation London which they totally give beneficiaries like you the
opportunity to release your fund via cash payment through diplomatic
delivery service directly to your home address or Bank to Bank wire
transfer.

Please note that you are not going to receive your total inheritance
fund at once because of (IMF) issue every time that is the reason why
United State of America Government and United Nation concluded
to release your fund in this way so that it will be easy for you to
receive your fund, that is the new year project 2018 after the meeting
with United State of America Government and United Nation
today.

However be inform that your total fund of 10.5 million dollars can not
be release to you at once because of the problems of IMF and order
authority's that is the reason why United State of America Government
and United Nation finalize to release 4.5 million dollars for
the part payment of your fund, then after you receive this one the
remaining balance of 6 million dollars will be release to you on the
second part payment after you receive this 4.5 million dollars.

Finally you are advice to re-confirm us your full information such as
home address, nearest airport, mobile telephone number and any of your
available working ID card for immediate delivery of your Cash by diplomatic agent direct to your door step without any further delay again.

Note that once we hear from you with all the above information needed,
and then we have to start processing your delivery also if you know you will not follow up the instruction or send the above information's please not don't reply to this email this information is very important.

Thanks and God Bless.

We are waiting to hear from you once you receive this message.

Best regard.

Mr.Ken Joseph
Special Delivery Agent
United Nation

I'm assuming the "United Nation" is the Kingdom? If so, why are the US and UK arguing with the IMF about?

jdpintex23 Jul 2018 6:27 a.m. PST

My god, the grammar is so poor, it took me several readings to even understand it.

At least put some effort into your stupid scams!!!!!

Winston Smith23 Jul 2018 8:28 a.m. PST

That's the point.
Bad grammar weeds out smart people.
So any response from dumb people is more likely to be a mark.
You will note that any people in the news who fall for it are not exactly MENSA.
Hmmmm…..
Maybe they are. grin Like an early D&D character with Intelligence roll of 18 and Wisdom of 4.

Waco Joe23 Jul 2018 2:12 p.m. PST

For some reason that first sentence reminded me of "as God is my witness I thought turkeys could fly"!

Personal logo Parzival Supporting Member of TMP23 Jul 2018 2:25 p.m. PST

I'm beginning to have the feeling that these letters are actually a homework assignment in an ESL class somewhere…

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