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Prince Rupert of the Rhine28 Nov 2017 1:19 p.m. PST

as a citizen of the UK its not often I get email from the US government. Just need to decide on what to spend 1,850,000 US dollars on..


Dear Beneficiary,

 
Your ATM Visa Card will be shipped through (USPS) to your address. I am Mr. Rex W. Tillerson, United States Secretary of State by profession. This is to inform you officially that after our investigations with the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI), Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) and other Security Agencies in the Country for the year 2016 and 2017, we discovered that you have not yet received your over due fund.
 
I have made it my first point of call since taking office to settle all Outstanding Payments accrued to Individuals or Corporations with respect to local and overseas contract payment, Debt Rescheduling and Outstanding Compensation payment.

 
This is to make sure all Outstanding payments are settled beginning of this fiscal year 2017. On Behalf of the entire staff of the U.S. Department of State and the United Nations in collaboration with World Bank, we apologize for the delay of your contract payment, Winning or Inheritance funds from most of African Countries and all the inconveniences you encountered while pursuing this payment.

 
However, from the records of outstanding beneficiaries due for payment with the U.S Secretary of State, your name was discovered as next on the list of the outstanding payment who has not yet received their payments.

 
Note: That from the record in my file, your outstanding contract payment is $1,850,000.00 USD USD (One Million, Eight Hundred And Fifty Thousand United States Dollars) loaded in an ATM Visa Card that allows you to make a daily maximum withdrawal limit of $3,000 USD three Thousand Dollars) YOUR ATM PIN CODE ( 7250 ).

 
I have your file here in my office and it says that you are yet to receive your fund valued at $1,850,000.00 USD USD (One Million, Eight Hundred And Fifty Thousand United States Dollars). This Funds will now be delivered to your designated address or your preferred payment (option).

 
We have perfected all modules on how to bring this fund to your house without any problem, but be aware that United Nations and the United States Government has only authorized my office to release the Sum of $1,850,000.00 USD USD to you as true beneficiary of the Fund.

 
Note: That your loaded ATM Visa Card will be mailed to you through Priority Mail Express (USPS) to your designated address immediately you admit full compliance to this email. Due to my busy schedules, you are advised to kindly get in contact with our correspondent Barr.Webb Qc,Paul the below details enclosed to help ensure safe mailing of your ATM Visa Card:
 
Your Full Name:
Your Contact House Address:
Name of City of Residence:
Country of Residence:
Direct Mobile Telephone Number:
ID Card, DL or Passport Copy:
Age and Occupation:

 
Contact Barr.Webb Qc,Paul immediately by replying to this email or emailing with the address below:
 
Name:  Barr. Webb  Qc, Paul
Email: paulwebb_qc@yahoo.com

 
He is obliged to treat your case with utmost urgency as soon as you contact him and fill out your correct details including all reachable phone numbers for him to get in touch with you via phone and email.

 
NOTE: Every documentation proof for your fund have been packaged and sealed to be mailed together with your Visa Card to your address. Therefore, the only obligation required of you by the laws of the Government of United States and the financial Monetary Policy of the Supreme Court, states that; you as a beneficiary must officially obtain the irrevocable LEGAL STAY OF PROCEED from the Supreme Court of USA, as a means to justify the legitimacy, transparency and clean bill of funds from USA so that by the time your funds gets to you, no authority will question the funds as it has been legally certified free from all financial Malpractices and facets. The LEGAL STAY OF PROCEED is valued at a cost of just $350 USD please take note of that.

 
As soon as the above mentioned $350 USD is received, The LEGAL STAY OF PROCEED will be secured on your behalf immediately. I need all the compliance that I can get from you to ensure we get this project accomplished. Personally, I am very sorry for the delay you have gone through in the past years. Thanks for adhering to this instructions which are meant for your sole benefit, once again accept my congratulations in advance.

 
Thanks for your cooperation as your quick response to this email notice with adherence to the above instructions is highly anticipated.
 
Yours Sincerely,
Rex W. Tillerson.

JLA10528 Nov 2017 1:25 p.m. PST

Well, it does sound like Rex…

Shagnasty Supporting Member of TMP28 Nov 2017 2:06 p.m. PST

It is good he has time for this rather then having to worry about whirled peas all the time like his predecessors.

Winston Smith28 Nov 2017 2:52 p.m. PST

Ooooh. The Supreme Court is in on it too. That makes it official.

Prince Rupert of the Rhine28 Nov 2017 3:05 p.m. PST

I'm just glad he got the CIA, FBI and other security services to investigate the money I didn't know I was owed instead of wasting their time on crime,spying or terrorists.

Personal logo etotheipi Sponsoring Member of TMP28 Nov 2017 3:15 p.m. PST

That's just stupid. He shouldn't send your PIN in an unencrypted email!

Personal logo 20thmaine Supporting Member of TMP28 Nov 2017 3:34 p.m. PST

What a Thanksgiving Gift ! You lucky fella !

Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP29 Nov 2017 9:00 a.m. PST

You must really rate ! My e-mail came from Comfey….

Covert Walrus06 Oct 2018 1:48 a.m. PST

That's a delight – especially the hideous grammar. :)

Gerard Leman07 Jan 2019 11:29 a.m. PST

Uh, yea, the then-Secretary of State of an administration that prides itself on putting "American First" is going to take the time to write a letter to you making sure that you receive $1.85 USD million that you had no idea was due to you. Sure. Why not? Happens every day. Why just the other day, I received an e-mail from a Nigerian princess, though when I called her, she must have been out because her butler, Boris, answered the phone.

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