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Hafen von Schlockenberg08 Oct 2017 12:34 p.m. PST

Though maybe you have to be Sufi:

Sufi walks into a store,asks the proprietor:

"Do you know who I am? "

"No, I don't.:

"Then how do you know it IS me?"

Like I said. . .

Tacitus08 Oct 2017 10:40 p.m. PST

That one had me going round in circles…

Cyrus the Great08 Oct 2017 11:08 p.m. PST

I'm waiting for the concern trolls.

Patrick R09 Oct 2017 12:55 a.m. PST

A jihadist gets a knock on the door. "Who is it ?"
"Allah."
The Jihadist is in a state of bliss, he pulls out his best suicide vest, his nicest AK and throws open the door to await Allah's command.

And finds a short guy with a beard smoking a huge joint.

"You're not Allah !" The Jihadist says.

"Alla-weed" Replies the short guy.

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