Help support TMP

"That's a Miami Dolphin uniform????" Topic

19 Posts

All members in good standing are free to post here. Opinions expressed here are solely those of the posters, and have not been cleared with nor are they endorsed by The Miniatures Page.

For more information, see the TMP FAQ.

Back to the Sports Plus Board

321 hits since 29 Sep 2016
©1994-2017 Bill Armintrout
Comments or corrections?

Winston Smith Supporting Member of TMP29 Sep 2016 6:26 p.m. PST

Good grief.
Those look like they were designed by someone who hates football.
Maybe that's another NFL outreach.

Personal logo Jlundberg Supporting Member of TMP29 Sep 2016 7:21 p.m. PST

They look the Tennessee, and are playing like it

Personal logo Saber6 Supporting Member of TMP Fezian29 Sep 2016 9:21 p.m. PST

I call them the Colorforms uniforms

Schogun Supporting Member of TMP30 Sep 2016 4:44 a.m. PST

When I turned on the game, I thought they were Tampa Bay.

Who asked this joker30 Sep 2016 5:59 a.m. PST

They look the Tennessee, and are playing like it

You mean they are good? Because Tennessee is undefeated right now. Can't say that for Miami in recent memory.

Yeah, and I was about to sing "Rocky Top" when they made that 74 yard touchdown. wink

Shagnasty Supporting Member of TMP30 Sep 2016 9:50 a.m. PST

All the "new style" uniforms are irritating at best and offensive (not in a point-scoring way) at worst. Hate 'em!

Personal logo etotheipi Sponsoring Member of TMP30 Sep 2016 10:06 a.m. PST

I recommend this instead…

eet eeet eet et et eeeeeeeet

zoneofcontrol Inactive Member30 Sep 2016 11:07 a.m. PST

"Those look like they were designed by someone who hates football."

That very closely describes the team owner, Stephen Ross.

Personal logo Saginaw Supporting Member of TMP30 Sep 2016 2:29 p.m. PST

May I suggest this potential sponsor?:

evil grin

Personal logo Waco Joe Supporting Member of TMP30 Sep 2016 3:15 p.m. PST


Orange on outside, inside made of stuff that can't take the heat.

Double G Sponsoring Member of TMP01 Oct 2016 10:23 a.m. PST

Being a Dolphins fan and watching this team year after year after year expecting a different result proves that Einstein was right…………..what a broken toilet of a team.

But naturally, with their backs packed and tickets home punched on January 1st, they'll once again find a way to ruin the Patriots season, the pains in the rear end that they are.

Smokey Roan Inactive Member01 Oct 2016 1:11 p.m. PST

I hope they never win another game, and I hope Ross and Tanenbaum die in a fire

Double G Sponsoring Member of TMP01 Oct 2016 3:38 p.m. PST

From your lips to God's ears………(the never winning another game part, not the dying in a fire part, because, well, you see………….well……….).

It's pathetic how this rinky dink Bleeped text poor excuse for an NFL team milks that undefeated season every year, who gives a rats ass, you beat a bunch of tomato cans to go 14-0, good for you, now go away……………..

zoneofcontrol Inactive Member01 Oct 2016 5:25 p.m. PST

Is good to see them kneeling during the pre-game rituals. Rather appropriate, they've been kneeling down in front of their opponents for quite a few years now.

Double G Sponsoring Member of TMP01 Oct 2016 5:57 p.m. PST


Personal logo piper909 Supporting Member of TMP01 Oct 2016 11:12 p.m. PST

Pictures please! Altho' I'm sure they're unspeakably ugly. Shagnasty speaks for me as well. I'm glad my Bears still look good in their classic, traditional unis, even if their play stinks.

Personal logo piper909 Supporting Member of TMP01 Oct 2016 11:14 p.m. PST

Just googled some images -- OMG, are these the "Nike Concept" unis? They are appalling. Who let all those F-student fashion designers run wild at the NFL?

Even Marshal Murat had better taste!

Smokey Roan Inactive Member03 Oct 2016 4:36 p.m. PST


My old GF, that super pretty, chubby UM Law Professor and Family Law Attorney, had the same eason Club Field tickets for the Fins as she did the Canes, for like 10 years.

She tore up her Dolphin tickets last year, (5 grand a year she paid), because Ross, the Owner, let Mitt Romney into the stadium to see a game last year.

He had a ticket, like anyone else, but she was outraged that the owner didnt have him ejected, because….he is a …well…member of a political party that she hates, I wont say which one to avoid getting political.

LOL! I boycotted the Dolphins for the opposite reason, -plus they are a fraud, and they openly defraud their fans.

Anyway, I still sit right next to that old GF, everty Canes game, and she literally starts fist fights with every girl I bring, EVERY game. Hilarious. Then when the police come to arrest us all, she pulls out her "U Law Professor" card, yells at the cops, and they go away.

Good times.

BTW, she is absolutely beautiful. My God! But I had to break up with her. Had to.

skinkmasterreturns26 Oct 2016 11:02 p.m. PST

The new uniforms look like onesis.

Sorry - only verified members can post on the forums.