Iffen ye's lookin' fer golden treasure maties, I spies some on de 'orizon.
Tis jus' a few days off an' sure ta please ye delicate palettes, instead o' 'avin' ta suffer wit' de usual, mealy grub (get it, grub, harrrr, harrrrr, harrrrrrrr).
So, sets ye course fer Krispy Kreme, wearin' ye's usual duds, an' declare fer all ta 'ear dat ye's der fer de free booty.
Iffen ye's talk like a pirate, ye's gets a free doughnut, and iffen ye's dresses like a pirate (tis der any udder way?), ye's gets a dozen free doughnuts (I think that means 7, or so, iffen I counts right).
So, get yer swagger on, an' enjoy de day, when scum like us finally gets de proper respect dat weeez due.
Iffen ye's still 'ungy, our goode friend, Long John Silber's (Long John Silver's) 'as a special offer fer ye two, at 'is local shacks:
TMP link
Tis gonna be a fine day ta be a rum-soaked urchin sailin' de Seven Seas, mateys……….
discovers a better way to fill in hollow plastic bases.
