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Terrement Supporting Member of TMP30 Mar 2016 12:32 p.m. PST

A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?" The survey was a huge failure.

In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.

In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.

In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.

In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.

In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.

In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.

And in the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.

RavenscraftCybernetics Inactive Member31 Mar 2016 8:37 a.m. PST

it was an oddly phrased poll.

Terrement Supporting Member of TMP01 Apr 2016 10:43 a.m. PST

Ah say, ah say, it's a joke, son…

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