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| tkdguy | 30 Oct 2015 2:04 p.m. PST |
A skeleton walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The skeleton replies "Give me a beer and a mop." Why don't skeletons drink coffee?
It goes right through them. Why can't vampires stop drinking coffee?
They're going to be up all night anyway. |
| MHoxie | 30 Oct 2015 2:37 p.m. PST |
Why didn't the mummy have any friends?
He was too wrapped-up in himself. |
| Black Cavalier | 30 Oct 2015 4:23 p.m. PST |
What is the difference between Christmas& a werewolf on the beach? One has santa claus & one has sandy claws. |
| Bashytubits | 30 Oct 2015 10:47 p.m. PST |
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| Last Hussar | 01 Nov 2015 4:59 a.m. PST |
I used to be a were wolf. I'm all right Now-ow-ow-ooooww |
| Terrement | 04 Nov 2015 1:24 p.m. PST |
Why aren't ghosts welcome in theatres for stage productions? 'Cause all they do is BOO! |
| snurl1 | 05 Nov 2015 4:04 a.m. PST |
My son said "Daddy, the housekeeper says our house is haunted."
I said, "Pack your bags son, we don't have a housekeeper!" |
| tkdguy | 05 Nov 2015 11:45 p.m. PST |
"Mommy, Mommy, what's a vampire?"
"Shut up and drink your blood!" "Mommy, Mommy, what's a werewolf?"
"Shut up and comb your face!" "Mommy, Mommy, I hate my sister's guts!"
"Shut up and eat what's in front of you!" |
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builds a pond for his campaign.