Edit, sorry for the title, keyboard didn't want to play along, and I didn't see it untill I had hit the post button,
Don't remember who said this joke, I think it's old, I think I first heard it from a stand up.
A Italian and Greek argue which country created the western civlisation.
The greek: We invented Drama!
The italian: But we had the Coloseum!
The greek: We invented Olvie oil.
Italian: But we invented the pasta and pizza
The greek: WE invented SEX!!
The Italian: Ah but we thought about having it with women!