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RavenscraftCybernetics	18 Aug 2015 8:08 a.m. PST
and cuddled it much like an infant. . . . . . --------------------------------- My paramour Sheila is outraged
Texas Jack	18 Aug 2015 8:47 a.m. PST
she says I´m not acting my age
Chris Palmer	18 Aug 2015 9:04 a.m. PST
So, to prove I'm mature
Winston Smith	18 Aug 2015 1:43 p.m. PST
I am taking a tour
Last Hussar	19 Aug 2015 12:04 p.m. PST
And dressing like Nicholas Cage +++++++++++++++++++++++++= Marching to war with Blucher
Brian Bronson	19 Aug 2015 1:55 p.m. PST
I spent my spare time playing Euchre
Winston Smith	20 Aug 2015 9:26 a.m. PST
My facings are a lovely pink
Texas Jack	20 Aug 2015 10:42 a.m. PST
and the ladies all give me a wink
RavenscraftCybernetics	21 Aug 2015 2:46 p.m. PST
I must say I am quite the Looker!
RavenscraftCybernetics	21 Aug 2015 2:49 p.m. PST
Once I went sailing with Ponce De Leon
Ed Mohrmann	22 Aug 2015 10:03 a.m. PST
the rascal had not got any clothes on !
Last Hussar	22 Aug 2015 12:17 p.m. PST
he spliced his mainbrace
Texas Jack	22 Aug 2015 12:19 p.m. PST
which isn´t to my taste
RavenscraftCybernetics	22 Aug 2015 2:12 p.m. PST
because it was glowing like neon! . . . . ----------------------------- My friends all say I'm a monster
Texas Jack	23 Aug 2015 1:44 a.m. PST
because I´m not much of a songster
RavenscraftCybernetics	23 Aug 2015 6:02 a.m. PST
spitting rhymes and melofies
Texas Jack	24 Aug 2015 4:36 a.m. PST
that all sound like felonies melofies?
RavenscraftCybernetics	24 Aug 2015 6:17 a.m. PST
will most surely land me in the "stir". ----------------------------------- (sorry about the typo, I didnt see it till time had expired.) ---------------------------- There was once was a fat fingered typist
Texas Jack	24 Aug 2015 9:17 a.m. PST
who suffered badly from arthritis
RavenscraftCybernetics	24 Aug 2015 3:07 p.m. PST
Flailing away
Texas Jack	25 Aug 2015 1:38 a.m. PST
all night and all day
RavenscraftCybernetics	25 Aug 2015 5:33 a.m. PST
would send pains from his shoulder to wrist. -------------------------- from a town once called porkopolis
Texas Jack	25 Aug 2015 11:21 p.m. PST
came a man who built the acropolis. last one!
RavenscraftCybernetics	26 Aug 2015 9:50 a.m. PST
with white agate and marble
Texas Jack	26 Aug 2015 12:27 p.m. PST
his work was so carnal
RavenscraftCybernetics	26 Aug 2015 3:06 p.m. PST
it started a sexual apocalypse ! et eff see oh
Texas Jack	26 Aug 2015 11:29 p.m. PST
Well done!