 Murphy  | 10 Aug 2015 5:37 p.m. PST |
Disclaimer: The usual applies….
Corporate Phrase of The Day:
"Synergy"…..
I'll leave it to you to decide what I am talking about and how it was used today…..
Submitted respectfully.
Murphy |
Col Durnford  | 10 Aug 2015 7:44 p.m. PST |
You need to interlace your fingers when you say synergy. |
| cloudcaptain | 10 Aug 2015 10:27 p.m. PST |
Or tug on your magic earrings… |
| RavenscraftCybernetics | 11 Aug 2015 5:29 a.m. PST |
"Do as I want, not as I say"? |
| Ed Mohrmann | 11 Aug 2015 5:42 a.m. PST |
EXCELLENT, Ravenscroft ! Clearly a survivor of 'Corporate
Speak' ! |
| MarescialloDiCampo | 11 Aug 2015 6:40 a.m. PST |
You must call all of the employees together (especially those on important projects) and everyone who cannot physically attend must dial in by telephone or video link and then the "Director" will have "Synergy" with all the employees. All will reach a Zen like state and come out of the meeting totally "Synergized" |
| boy wundyr x | 11 Aug 2015 7:16 a.m. PST |
For your next meeting:
link |
 etotheipi | 11 Aug 2015 10:44 a.m. PST |
Synergy /SIN-ehr-gee/ n. – A state where resources are pooled and leveraged across the enterprise based on an algorithm where the cross-departmental team leader determines the magnitude of other groups' contributions and the timeline for his group to expend the resources. |
 Saber6  | 11 Aug 2015 3:55 p.m. PST |
Our synergy center is focused on new ways to incentivize the consumer space through 24/7 deployments of corporate social responsibility." From here: link |
 Doctor X | 11 Aug 2015 4:40 p.m. PST |
It means "Find a way to work together to fix this even though your skill sets are incomplete, your groups are incompatible, and we will not give you the proper resources you need so I don't look bad." |
| Brian Bronson | 16 Aug 2015 2:54 p.m. PST |
My employer definitely needs a synergizer bunny! |
