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Last Hussar20 Mar 2013 9:57 a.m. PST

Its Porn, its written (no pics) its about Tetris. Exactly as the title says:


Warning – 1st (non tetris) quote is 'NSF easily offended', and the whole thread has salty phrases in (its a "laugh at amateur erotic writing" thread
link

Space Monkey20 Mar 2013 10:11 a.m. PST

"My rigid orange rectangle slid between her soft blue squares…"

SECURITY MINISTER CRITTER20 Mar 2013 3:37 p.m. PST

Meh.

Personal logo 20thmaine Supporting Member of TMP21 Mar 2013 5:32 a.m. PST

I saw listed, but didn't check out, a book on Amazon Kindle that claimed to be Cthulhu/Tentacle penetration porn.

I'm all for live and let live but…. well…oh…I don't know what to say.

(I was looking for cthulhu mythos books)

korsun0 Supporting Member of TMP21 Mar 2013 5:58 a.m. PST

I'd like to know how you " stumbled" across that……:)

Personal logo 20thmaine Supporting Member of TMP21 Mar 2013 4:33 p.m. PST

Err… like I said I was looking for Cthulhu books in Amazons Kindle shop, it was about the 30th title in the list.

Can't remember the exact search term I used, but if you use "H. P. Lovecraft" you'll find this a little way into the list :

link

It's not the same book, but it does offer this :

"Have you always wondered what one of those Cthulhu-cult orgies would look like from the inside? Do you crave intellectual tentacle porn? Have you always felt that the only thing Lovecraft was missing was a really, really good lay now and again? If so, this book was made for you. Don't deny your curiosity! Just beware: what one has seen (and been aroused by) cannot be unseen… "

The kindle book is clickable – so you can have a look if you want (I didn't want to, others obviously do…)

Last Hussar21 Mar 2013 6:12 p.m. PST

The Tetris one was linked from TVTropes- the Crack Fiction page (Crack fiction is Fan Fic where you go "They must have been on crack…")

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