"Tetris Porn writing" Topic
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| Last Hussar | 20 Mar 2013 9:57 a.m. PST |
Its Porn, its written (no pics) its about Tetris. Exactly as the title says:
Warning – 1st (non tetris) quote is 'NSF easily offended', and the whole thread has salty phrases in (its a "laugh at amateur erotic writing" thread
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| Space Monkey | 20 Mar 2013 10:11 a.m. PST |
"My rigid orange rectangle slid between her soft blue squares…" |
| SECURITY MINISTER CRITTER | 20 Mar 2013 3:37 p.m. PST |
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 20thmaine  | 21 Mar 2013 5:32 a.m. PST |
I saw listed, but didn't check out, a book on Amazon Kindle that claimed to be Cthulhu/Tentacle penetration porn. I'm all for live and let live but…. well…oh…I don't know what to say. (I was looking for cthulhu mythos books) |
| korsun0 | 21 Mar 2013 5:58 a.m. PST |
I'd like to know how you " stumbled" across that……:) |
| 20thmaine | 21 Mar 2013 4:33 p.m. PST |
Err… like I said I was looking for Cthulhu books in Amazons Kindle shop, it was about the 30th title in the list. Can't remember the exact search term I used, but if you use "H. P. Lovecraft" you'll find this a little way into the list : link It's not the same book, but it does offer this : "Have you always wondered what one of those Cthulhu-cult orgies would look like from the inside? Do you crave intellectual tentacle porn? Have you always felt that the only thing Lovecraft was missing was a really, really good lay now and again? If so, this book was made for you. Don't deny your curiosity! Just beware: what one has seen (and been aroused by) cannot be unseen… " The kindle book is clickable – so you can have a look if you want (I didn't want to, others obviously do…) |
| Last Hussar | 21 Mar 2013 6:12 p.m. PST |
The Tetris one was linked from TVTropes- the Crack Fiction page (Crack fiction is Fan Fic where you go "They must have been on crack…") |
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