| Patrick R ||21 Mar 2012 4:46 a.m. PST|
- The blunt, rusty hacksaw
- Pliers and blowtorch
- A piece of rubber tubing
- The classic rack
- A roll of razorwire, a can of gasoline and a rubber chicken
- A 46-volume set of Vogon poetry
- Your holiday pictures
- Diverse elements as fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, and erm
ah yes, a comfy chair !!!
- Justin Bieber
- Most of your TMP postings
|Garand||21 Mar 2012 5:40 a.m. PST|
I'll raise your Justin Beiber with the entire rap collection from Vanilla Ice
|Sane Max ||21 Mar 2012 5:53 a.m. PST|
a sturdy plastic bucket and an axe-handle have always given good results for little outlay, and limited contusions they can show the Police afterwards.
| Parzival ||21 Mar 2012 6:11 a.m. PST|
Garand, how about just rap in general?
|Ron W DuBray||21 Mar 2012 6:21 a.m. PST|
|Ron W DuBray||21 Mar 2012 6:22 a.m. PST|
a wash rag and a bottle of water.
|Old Slow Trot||21 Mar 2012 6:36 a.m. PST|
This week's edition of "Pearls Before Swine" had some interesting ideas.
|skippy0001||21 Mar 2012 6:50 a.m. PST|
Viewing endless re-runs of Gilligans Island while strapped to a chair and force fed Screaming Yellow Zonkers.
|OldGrenadier at work||21 Mar 2012 6:54 a.m. PST|
| John the OFM ||21 Mar 2012 7:16 a.m. PST|
Continuous loop reruns of the Black Eyed Peas Super Bowl halftime show.
I win. Send me my prize.
|kreoseus2||21 Mar 2012 8:15 a.m. PST|
| Streitax ||21 Mar 2012 9:15 a.m. PST|
The prize, John, was the complete works of Justin Beiber as performed by Snoop Dog and Vanilla Ice, a capella, of course. It's COD, will you accept the charge?
| Jovian1 ||21 Mar 2012 9:18 a.m. PST|
| x42brown ||21 Mar 2012 12:04 p.m. PST|
|Atomic Floozy||21 Mar 2012 1:44 p.m. PST|
A shoe sale when you have no money!
|carne68 ||21 Mar 2012 4:25 p.m. PST|
A hyperbaric chamber worked well enough for John Kelly/Clark.
|Mikhail Lerementov ||21 Mar 2012 8:10 p.m. PST|
|Toshach ||21 Mar 2012 8:13 p.m. PST|
|Raynman||22 Mar 2012 5:09 a.m. PST|
Tied to a chair and listening to Nancy Pelosi speak. Just the threat would make me give up any info I have!
|Etranger||23 Mar 2012 4:20 a.m. PST|
A blackboard, fingernails
|alien BLOODY HELL surfer||23 Mar 2012 6:19 a.m. PST|
| Ditto The Abdominal Snowman ||23 Mar 2012 7:18 a.m. PST|
Any of the idol type shows is pure torture.
|Tom Bryant ||23 Mar 2012 2:17 p.m. PST|
Being strapped to a chair and forced to watch a striptease routine performed by Hillary Rodham Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, Janet Reno and Ruth Bader Ginsburg to the greatest hist of ABBA, Justin Bieber, Vanilla Ice and William Shatner.
Not only would I tell everything I know but I would beg to be hung, drawn and quartered. After that show it would be paradise in comparison.
| Mardaddy ||25 Mar 2012 8:56 a.m. PST|
|ChicChocMtdRifles ||28 Mar 2012 7:37 a.m. PST|
Depends on who is being tortured and what for. First choice are my High School pictures, Next, Hard life stories(No color tv til the 70s, rotary dial phones, etc). As a last resort, my stand up comic routine.
I hate that one because it knocks em out.