combatpainter  | 17 Nov 2009 7:12 a.m. PST |
Email I got today verifies it!!!! This is to officially inform you that we the international credit
settlement of central bank of Nigeria has verified your contract/inheritance file and found out that why you have not received your part payment of $16 USD million is because you have not fulfilled the obligations given to you in respect of your contract/inheritance payment. And I can take up to $20,000 out per day for my daily expenses!!!!! From now on I want to be known as "King of TMP."
And Bill, my offer for your little site shall be reaching you in no time. I will be changing TMP's name to "Compatpainter's House"!!! |
| Henrix | 17 Nov 2009 7:39 a.m. PST |
Congratulations! Sounds almost too good to be true! |
| streetline | 17 Nov 2009 7:49 a.m. PST |
Compatpainter's House, Compatpainter's Rules. Sure you wouldn't prefer Combatpainter's House? |
| nazrat | 17 Nov 2009 7:57 a.m. PST |
You too? I'm getting three or four of these things a day. I must have relatives and people that know me all over the bloody world! |
| richarDISNEY | 17 Nov 2009 8:53 a.m. PST |
Hi Rich aka King of TMP!
You sure are lucky….
I only get the ones where I won a Chinese lottery…
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| Gallowglass | 17 Nov 2009 9:09 a.m. PST |
Talk to Gunfreak. He's been looking for money. TMP link |
| zoneofcontrol | 17 Nov 2009 9:47 a.m. PST |
Ooooh, goodie. You too! Last week I sent them my first installment on the settlement, a mear $25,000 cash along with my social security number and bank account number so they can just direct deposit the millions and millions. I can't wait to go on a shopping spree. I'm looking a slightly used bridge in New York City and an aquafied land parcel in southern Florida. (Anybody know what an "aquafied land parcel is?) |
| Cold Steel | 17 Nov 2009 9:51 a.m. PST |
Does this mean you can now paint figures for free? |
| kyoteblue | 17 Nov 2009 10:06 a.m. PST |
Maybe you could buy a used Aircraft Carrier for Murphy… |
| The Nigerian Lead Minister | 17 Nov 2009 10:31 a.m. PST |
Yes, Nigeria is swimming in oil money for you all! Now, I just need your bank account and credit card numbers, along with all your other personal information to make this happen. Just a minor administrative inconvenience, you understand. 
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| jtkimmel | 17 Nov 2009 11:37 a.m. PST |
I got one yesterday from the President of the Nigerian Senate. I guess they finally ran out of Oil Ministers… |
| The Nigerian Lead Minister | 17 Nov 2009 12:38 p.m. PST |
Pay no attention to the lackeys of the corrupt Senate, only the Oil Ministry has the funds and the trustworthy reputation needed to make your monetary dreams come true! 
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| Greyalexis | 17 Nov 2009 12:43 p.m. PST |
I am just glad to help all their widows that need my support. |
| mad mac | 18 Nov 2009 4:43 a.m. PST |
Queue response from our Bonglosian corespondent. |
| Klebert L Hall | 18 Nov 2009 7:27 a.m. PST |
Do you live in the 1st world? Then of course you're rich.
-Kle. |
| Last Hussar | 28 Nov 2009 7:51 p.m. PST |
Hmmm. This might be one of those scams. I know about these because I got an email from the UN, saying that to compensate me they are giving me $1m! link Of course we all know the UN uses yahoo accounts out of Hong Kong. Its got the Sec-Gens name on, it must be true. NOM- do you need my wife and kids to help smooth the process? |
