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Last Hussar07 Nov 2009 8:08 p.m. PST

My British Big Men for Troops Weapons and Tactics have names like "Pete Boggs" and "Walter Works", as well as real names "Ed Butt"- I was at school with him- and a couple of real people known to a work collegue "Everard Dick" and "Ben Deecock".

Any ideas for the German Big Men?

Cheers

Personal logo John the OFM Supporting Member of TMP07 Nov 2009 9:04 p.m. PST

Catch-22 had the best Joke German name of all, Lieutenant Scheisskopf.

Wikipedia lets me off the hook for evading the Bleep-o-matic… grin
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saying that the term "Scheisskopf" literally translated means " Bleeped text head" in German, though such an insult is not common in that language."

AndrewGPaul08 Nov 2009 4:50 a.m. PST

From the venerable 'Allo 'Allo, we get:

Major-General Erich Von Klinkerhoffen

Herr Engelbert Von Smallhausen

General Leopold von Flockenstuffen

general Vilhelm Von Walkenstiffen

airchief marshall Maximilian Von Winkelmeister

admiral Ulrich Von Sinkenquicken

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Personal logo Parzival Supporting Member of TMP08 Nov 2009 1:46 p.m. PST

Hans Offmeschtuffen
Fritz Von Staplavitthem
Adolf Von Stahrunheim
Von Tufreefuhr (Band leader, obviously)

Last Hussar09 Nov 2009 4:10 a.m. PST

I like Hans Offmeschtuffen. I'm not getting the other 3. I had already decided Allo Allo will be used if needed.

Just come up with Gefreiter Schottemup

Personal logo Parzival Supporting Member of TMP09 Nov 2009 11:02 a.m. PST

The other three:
Fritz Wants to play with them (Fritz vonts ta pla vit them)
Adolf wants to run heim (home) (Adolf vonts ta run heim)
One two three four (Von-two-free-fuhr)

Last Hussar09 Nov 2009 3:30 p.m. PST

ahh- Got a cold today, so trouble thinking!

Shagnasty Supporting Member of TMP09 Nov 2009 5:18 p.m. PST

Gunther von Kopfschmerzen

Farstar09 Nov 2009 6:13 p.m. PST

Herr Doktor Hakkenkoff

Patrick R10 Nov 2009 7:10 a.m. PST

Hyazinth Graf Strachwitz von Gross-Zauche und Camminetz (Actually he is real …)

Martin Rapier11 Nov 2009 9:49 a.m. PST

How about this one then:

Wir, Ernst, Herzog zu Sachsen-Coburg und Gotha, Jülich, Cleve und Berg, auch Engern und Westphalen, Landgraf in Thüringen, Markgraf zu Meißen, gefürsteter Graf zu Henneberg, Graf zu der Mark und Ravensberg, Herr zu Ravenstein und Tonna usw.

The full title for Ernst the Duke of Saxe-Coburg and Gotha.

Last Hussar11 Nov 2009 7:31 p.m. PST

So Far I have
Max Feuering
Jorge Ovdejungal
Sven Villibegon
Uwe Shottemup
Eric Shion
Frank Dokumente
Hans Hupp
Herman Leifter
Marcus Dunferwun
Willi Huriup
Hans Offmeschtuffen
Uwe Scheisskopf
Mario Kart

Steve Hazuka14 Nov 2009 3:29 p.m. PST

I like Willie Tinkledorf

or Willie Schuttenup
lots to do with a Willie.

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