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Smokey Roan27 Oct 2009 8:44 p.m. PST

Nicknames or real names:

And no, the modern pop media "Ocho Cinco" marketing tags don't count.


(do any compete with colleg basketball's "Baskerville Holmes"?)


Otis Sistrunk

Lester the Molester Hayes

Devon Hurricane Hester (my favorite)

Dick Butkus

Icky Woods

Booger MacPhearson

Slowhand Marley (Bob's more violent son, another Smokey personal pick))

Gluehands Johnson

Hollywood Henderson (his coke problems fit his nickname perfectly)

cfuzwuz27 Oct 2009 8:51 p.m. PST

There's a linebacker with a last name of Anger playing for some college this year.

Who asked this joker27 Oct 2009 9:02 p.m. PST

He Hate Me

Billy "White Shoes" Johnson

Lester "The Molester" Hays (for the creepiness factor)

Frenchy Fuqua (Just an "Immaculate" name)

Dick "Night Train" Lane

carne6827 Oct 2009 9:07 p.m. PST

Bronco Nagurski

'Night Train' Lane

'Crazy Legs' Hirsch

Christian 'the Nigerian Nightmare' Okoye

Mean Joe Green

Craig 'Iron head' Heyward

Smokey Roan27 Oct 2009 9:36 p.m. PST

LOL! Iron Head Heyward ran for 344 yards against UM one year we won the NC! :)

Mad Dog27 Oct 2009 9:39 p.m. PST

Bryan Anger plays for Cal. Too bad he's the punter, otherwise, it would be an awesome name. With a name like Anger, he should be a defensive standout, not a punter.

Smokey Roan27 Oct 2009 9:53 p.m. PST

What about the real "Smokey Roan"?

Personal logo enfant perdus Supporting Member of TMP27 Oct 2009 11:07 p.m. PST

"Concrete Charlie" Bednarik

Conrad Dobler

"The Galloping Ghost", Harold Grange

"Deacon" Jones

"The Polish Hammer", Sebastian Janikowski

"Samurai Mike" Singletary

peru52200028 Oct 2009 5:11 a.m. PST

Not sure the first name but there is a linebacker that plays for Iowa with the last name Angerer. Will probably see him playing on Sundays in the near future.

Harry Colon used to be a defensive back for the Lions! Who names their kid Harold when your last name is colon?

Personal logo Jlundberg Supporting Member of TMP28 Oct 2009 6:06 a.m. PST

Champ and Boss Bailey

Personal logo John the OFM Supporting Member of TMP28 Oct 2009 6:15 a.m. PST

William "The Refrigerator" Perry.

Old Slow Trot28 Oct 2009 6:27 a.m. PST

Norman "Boomer" Esiason. Jan Stenerud.

Personal logo Saber6 Supporting Member of TMP Fezian28 Oct 2009 6:47 a.m. PST

Kenny "the Snake" Stabler

Igor Olshansky

adub7428 Oct 2009 9:23 a.m. PST

The Assasin
The Minister of Defense
Too Tall
Roger "the Dodger" Staubach

They just don't make nicknames like these anymore.

Oh, and don't forget about Jack Lambert.

carne6828 Oct 2009 11:51 a.m. PST

"Hacksaw"

peru52200028 Oct 2009 1:56 p.m. PST

Hacksaw?

Are you talking about Hacksaw Jim Duggan the wrestler?

quidveritas28 Oct 2009 2:27 p.m. PST

He's talking about 'Hacksaw' Reynolds.

Almost everyone on every team has a nick name -- the public just doesn't hear about them. Where they come from I'll never know:

Dan Rambo = 'Howie'

Malek = 'Five Ohh' (a Center – love to know where that came from)

Silva = 'Little Willie' (this guy played weak side linebacker)

Van Doern = 'Vons' or 'Fonzie'

McAnything = 'Mac'

Ukrainian names with no vowels = 'alphabet'

could go on all day.

mjc

JackWhite28 Oct 2009 3:13 p.m. PST

Mike Battle

Rocky Blier

JW

dmclellan28 Oct 2009 8:34 p.m. PST

Cleveland once had a receiver named Fair Hooker

link

carne6828 Oct 2009 9:10 p.m. PST

I was referring to Reynolds but the wrestler also played ball.

"Upon graduating high school, he was recruited by Ohio State University, but would instead choose to play football at Southern Methodist University, where he was eventually voted team captain. Duggan earned his bachelors degree in applied plant biology. After college, Duggan was signed by the Atlanta Falcons of the National Football League, but was released after being plagued by knee injuries."

There was also

'Neon' Deion Sanders
'Cadillac' Williams
Mark Schlereth aka 'Stink'
'The Blond Bomber' Terry Bradshaw
'Broadway Joe' Joe Namath

Ed Mohrmann29 Oct 2009 7:22 a.m. PST

Charlie 'Choo-Choo' Justice, RB University of NC, late
1940's.

Bill Barnes, FB/LB Wake Forest University, mid-50's,
called 'Watchout' by his teammates, since you had to
'watch out' for Bill. He'd absolutely run over you in
trying to get a ballcarrier or extra yardage. I actually
saw him run over (and injure !) two officials on different
plays on a rainy day in 1957…

The Chicago Bears had a DE with the nick 'Growler,' from
his habit of growling fiercely at OT's to try and
intimidate them. This was about 20-25 years ago and I
cannot recall his RN.

And who can forget the wideout, Golden Richards !

Cosmic Reset31 Oct 2009 6:40 a.m. PST

The Saints had a punter or kicker in the mid-70s named Happy Feller.

Don't forget Joe Don Looney of Detroit (and others).

Fred "The Hammer" Williamson of the Chiefs.

"Too Mean" Harvey Martin (other side of Ed "Too Tall" Jones mentioned above.

Lou "The Toe" Groza

Cosmic Reset31 Oct 2009 6:43 a.m. PST

Just remembered, Lance Rentzel was called "Super Baby" for a brief period, after his Mom exclaimed "That's my baby, isn't he super?" after he scored a touchdown in college.

Cosmic Reset31 Oct 2009 6:46 a.m. PST

Lance "Bambi" Alworth

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