"Spartan Joke" Topic

Basileus Archeleus walks before the assembled warriors at Thermopylae and says to a Theban , 'Do you want to go to the Elysian Plains?'

The man said boldly, 'I do, Basileus.'

Archeleus said, 'Then stand over there against the wall.'

Then Archeleus askes a Thespian, 'Do you want to go to the Elysian Plains?'

'Certainly, Basileus,' was the man's brave reply.

'Then stand over there against the wall,' said Archeleus

Then Archeleus walked up to a Spartan and said, 'Do you want to go to the Elysian Plains?'

The Spartan replies, 'No, I don't Basileus.'

Archeleus exclaims, 'I don't believe this! You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to the Elysian Plains?'

The Spartan, 'Oh, WHEN I die, yes. But, I thought you were getting a group together to go right now.'

Do try to focus, soldier. There's a good lad.

ROFL! Good one guys. Well done boys!