 John the OFM  | 06 Oct 2009 9:28 a.m. PST |
"You have a type of chronic dry eye, that we in the medical profession call "Chronic Dry Eye."" |
| kyoteblue | 06 Oct 2009 9:42 a.m. PST |
Does that mean you will start wearing an Eye Patch and a Parrot ??? |
| andygamer | 06 Oct 2009 10:11 a.m. PST |
I thought Dr House couldn't practice again until he got his licence reinstated? |
| Jmrino | 06 Oct 2009 10:13 a.m. PST |
Too many pills, lotions and salves.. too few diseases, maladies and syndromes, chronic or otherwise…. it's about time they started making stuff up! |
| GoodBye | 06 Oct 2009 10:26 a.m. PST |
Hmmmmmmm; I have a sort of getting old that in the medical profession they call aging. Sadly it's terminal although I don't plan on losing any sleep over it as when it gets hard to sleep I'll just drink more beer. |
 McKinstry  | 06 Oct 2009 10:45 a.m. PST |
Side effects can include leakage, nausea, thoughts of suicide, homicide, suicidal homicide, projectile vomiting, spontaneous combustion, genital warts, uncontrolled flatulence, jay walking and china syndrome. See your doctor if any of these conditions persist. Take as recommended. Do not operate heavy machinery when leaking or spontaneously combusting. |
| zippyfusenet | 06 Oct 2009 10:52 a.m. PST |
'Feels great, looks great…', no, that's not it.
'Feels awful, looks awful…', no, that's not it.
'Feels awful, looks great…', no, that's not it.
'Feels great, looks awful.. |
| Eclectic Wave | 06 Oct 2009 2:02 p.m. PST |
I ended up having gall stones and had to run into hospital, where they did a ultra sound on me and told be that my gall bladder was full of "sludge". Later I looked it up and discovered that 'sludge' is a Medical term. For having thick junk in your gall bladder. |
| andygamer | 06 Oct 2009 3:06 p.m. PST |
At least he didn't offer you a treatment of kneeing you in the groin until you cry every day. |
 Editor in Chief Bill  | 06 Oct 2009 4:39 p.m. PST |
I see that someone has a crush on Dr. Tendler…  link link |
| Shagnasty | 06 Oct 2009 6:56 p.m. PST |
An eye doc that is easy on the eyes. |
| John the OFM | 06 Oct 2009 7:39 p.m. PST |
Well…
I wouldn't kick her out of the office for saying nedical things in Latin. |
| Stosstruppen | 06 Oct 2009 9:39 p.m. PST |
There is only one word for that….Fugly |
| adub74 | 07 Oct 2009 12:53 p.m. PST |
"saying nedical things" This is a family website John. |
