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Wyatt the Odd Fezian27 Sep 2009 3:21 p.m. PST

The Dallas Cowboys subject their cheerleader candidates to a nearly 100-question test on Texas trivia and Cowboys history. Here are mere half-dozen questions from the test. You are on your honor to answer without looking them up. Don't post your answers here (they're available here: link ) but you are encouraged to post your score. I got half of them right.

1. Name the Six Flags of Texas.
2. Name the two ex-Cowboys quarterbacks in the Pro Football Hall of Fame.
3. Name a country that borders Iraq.
4. Who is the governor of Texas?
5. List three lean proteins.
6. List three lean proteins.

Wyatt

Personal logo Editor in Chief Bill The Editor of TMP Fezian27 Sep 2009 3:38 p.m. PST

7. List three lean proteins.

Waterloo27 Sep 2009 3:39 p.m. PST

This just proves that the cheerleaders are smarter than the players!

Personal logo Saginaw Supporting Member of TMP27 Sep 2009 5:55 p.m. PST

"Why, heck. If yew don't know th' Six Flags o' Texas, yew'd be askin' fer a "necktie party"!" laugh

By the way, #8 is "List three lean proteins". Thought I'd let y'all know. evil grin

Whatisitgood4atwork27 Sep 2009 6:23 p.m. PST

Why the heck are Texans interested in LEAN proteins? Leave the fat on the pig, it tastes better.

Wyatt the Odd Fezian27 Sep 2009 7:23 p.m. PST

Not sure why I doubled up on #5. It was supposed to have read:

6. In how many Super Bowls have the Dallas Cowboys appeared?

Wyatt

Rich Trevino27 Sep 2009 7:47 p.m. PST

There's more than one protein!? Now I know why those Whataburgers taste extra special!

Waco Joe27 Sep 2009 8:07 p.m. PST

Question 69

You are propositioned by a member of the football team. You:

A. Report the organization to the EEOC
B. Check the depth chart to see if it worth your while
C. "Take one for the team"
D. Go to Jerry Jones' office, strip naked, kneel and pray for forgiveness for being the vile temptress you are.

ming3128 Sep 2009 6:10 a.m. PST

They are smarter than me , so any one of them can come and teach me something .

Pictors Studio28 Sep 2009 9:20 a.m. PST

I am not smarter than them either, I would like to enroll in one of their classes to learn all about texas.

Personal logo 20thmaine Supporting Member of TMP28 Sep 2009 12:10 p.m. PST

Knowing Trivia doesn't make you smart.

GypsyComet28 Sep 2009 11:25 p.m. PST

Considering what they get paid vs what I get paid, "smarter" is not necessarily the winning attribute…

nazrat29 Sep 2009 11:33 a.m. PST

If you get paid less than an NFL cheerleader then that's REALLY sad. The rules only allow them $50 USD per game! ask.yahoo.com/20030124.html

Ed Mohrmann29 Sep 2009 3:23 p.m. PST

Well, there is the appearance money, and the calendar
money, and – well, USD 50/game is just a start, really…

Smokey Roan30 Sep 2009 1:53 p.m. PST

Ask the cheerleaders the score during a game. :)

JackWhite05 Oct 2009 2:51 p.m. PST

Nazrat:

I don't get paid $50 USD every three hours. $17 USD an hour sounds pretty good.

JW

Greyalexis05 Oct 2009 6:56 p.m. PST

List three lean proteins? We Texicans have no idea they exist. This is what happens when yankees come by and make up stupid school questions.

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