"What;'s the dumbest thing that YOU believe in?" Topic

Oh, sure. We can all come up with really stupid things that the guy next door believes in. We can all come up with the really idiotic things that that guy on the Internet or the History Channel avows.
Is everything that you believe in rational?
I think not.
So, what do YOU believe in that is irrational and dumb?

For me, it's the Warren Report.
As much as I WANT to believe in a conspiracy, any conspiracy, none of them make sense, and they ALL can't be right!
So, I apply Occam's Razor, and the lone gunman makes sense.
Sue me.

Lone gunman makes sense. LHO making that shot from the book depository doesnt =(
ymmv,
R.

That I can drink the bar dry. I keep trying…have yet to succeed.

That I can draw to an inside straight.

Fairy tales can come true,
It can happen to you…

Allen

That Blank can last longer than 4 years in a Blank.

I specifically started this to keep kyoteblue up all night, ever vigilant, to warn about the Blyue Fez.

People.

Blank will keep in a Blank.

Intelligence.

The fearsome Batsquatch.

picture

That one can lick thier way to the center of a tootsie-pop. It seems it can't be done. Like a law of nature.

Realistic wargames.

That I might glean something interesting from this thread.

Regards, the Gorb

That Blank is no longer Blank.

Faeries live in computers and make them run. Which is why all good programmers have a candy dish on the same desk as the computer: Happy Faeries = Fast, Virus-free computer.

Love.

Happiness.

A Blank and his Blank are soon Blanked.

I can categorically state that I have never believed that a 15mm Sci-Fi range was going out of production.

That when I need anything but a "1" on the die I'll get anything but a "1".

That yes I can get this unit painted before the game.

And no that Elite cav unit won't be beat by those milta light horse.

Wrong question.

If I believe in it it can't be dumb.

That Blank is Blank and Blanked.

That John the OFM has a Blyue pencil box.

There is justice in the world

Growing up, I lived on a ranch. My entire world was about 20 people. Then my father was stationed in Germany (Frankfurt) and my Mom and I went along. A year or two later we moved back to Montana.

For many years (like into Jr. High School) I firmly believed the population of Germany far exceeded that of the United States. I had been there and seen it with my own eyes. No one would ever be able to convince me otherwise.

I still remember those trolley cars in Frankfurt.

mjc

That somewhere among that mass of 'elected officials'
infesting our fair land, there is *one* at least who
serves with honesty, integrity and the best interests
of her/his constituency at heart.

Really dumb, I know, and totally irrational, but…

Hey Squid for Truth…you're thought process is not terribly far from wrong either…remember the New Guinea/Solomon Islanders who'd never seen an airplane or Anglo-Saxon type before and soon ended up worshipping crashed Corsairs and Navy pilots during WW2?

You believe in what you've been exposed to…until disproven.

That a good friend of mine will someday win a game where movement is pre-plotted!

Good story, quidveritas!

The dumbest thing I believe is that Mankind is a rational creature ableto engage in logical debate to a reasoned conclusion.

That any possible outcome is more then a 50/50 chance. Variables do not matter when it all comes down to brass knuckles it is either yes or no.

Also Karma, They say God only gives us what we can handle. I just wish SHE did not trust me so much!

VR
James Mattes

When I was younger I believed the Earth was hollow… cause I really really really wanted it to be true.

Nowadays I guess it's that there is a god… or something.

I have lots of silly superstitions:

No new shoes on the table.
It is bad luck to see the new moon through glass.
One magpie is bad luck (unless you salute it).

etc etc…

Possibly dumber than my rational debate thing is that dice hate me, I can get new dicem get some good luck out of them for a game or two thrn have to replace them

Or maybe it is just the truth

That Achilles was real and the son of a god.

I still believe that if you give people accurate information, explained clearly and simply, they will accept it and act sensibly based on those facts.

What an idiot, huh?

That traffic signals are sentient and are only out to me off.

I drive an invisible car. That must be the reason why people keep pulling out in front of me despite the fact I normally drive with my headlights on all the time.

I believe that someday my di rolling skills will improve to the point that I roll like a normal person.

The Yeti…….ghosts……equality…….honest car salesmen……cigarettes are good for me…….Claudia Schiffer wants my body for dirty, filthy adult entertainment!!

hussarbob1746.webs.com

That the Minnesota Vikings will ever win a Super Bowl.

Thats silly, the vikings arn't going to win a super bowl, it will be my Detroit Lions.

That I will stop buying any new figures, terrain , rules etc until I have all my current projects finished.

At some point my ex-wife will just leave me alone and go away….

GW will see the error of they 'pricing' ways, and drop costs by half.

Hey. I can dream. Its good to have dreams.

I don't believe in this anymore, but until recently I did, and old habits die hard: I still do it:

I USED to believe that anything I say could change someone's mind.

Other than that, I don't believe in any stoopid things….

No, really, I will get all this stuff painted.