Wyatt the Odd  | 24 Sep 2009 9:34 p.m. PST |
Not entirely work safe but no matter how bad your day at work was, at least you didn't have to do this: link Wyatt |
| kyoteblue | 24 Sep 2009 9:53 p.m. PST |
What was that line…Don't do stupid embarrassing things cause the EMT's will point and Laugh…. |
| kidbananas | 24 Sep 2009 10:50 p.m. PST |
Didn't someting like this happen in an episode of "Rescue Me"? |
| Whatisitgood4atwork | 24 Sep 2009 11:21 p.m. PST |
"…and swelled to five times its normal size…" Well it worked then, achieving his stated aim of making it larger. |
| Boone Doggle | 25 Sep 2009 3:36 a.m. PST |
I read about cases like this 30 years ago. Guys using rings to keep it up bigger and longer. A trip to the doctor solved involuntary extended use but this guy obviously waited too long. |
 John the OFM  | 25 Sep 2009 8:36 a.m. PST |
Not being a lifter, I am unfamiliar with the … thing … that the … thing … was inserted into. Could someone post a link or picture? ********************* I guess this falls into the "If an erection lasts longer than 4 hours, contact a doctor" category. ********************* Does anyone remember the "Chinese finger traps" you used to buy at novelty stores?  |
| Streitax | 25 Sep 2009 9:49 a.m. PST |
I remember the traps, John. My wife works the ER, she's seen a few things like this in her time. It never ends well. |
 Saginaw | 25 Sep 2009 9:57 a.m. PST |
Like an old sage once said, "Better to exercise the muscle in your "big head" than the one in your "little head"." How true.  |
| Neotacha | 25 Sep 2009 3:26 p.m. PST |
What is the fascination with penis size? Why do men worry if it's big? |
| John the OFM | 25 Sep 2009 7:30 p.m. PST |
It's like having noble ancestors. It's something to be proud of that you have no control over. |
 Editor in Chief Bill  | 25 Sep 2009 8:11 p.m. PST |
Why do men worry if it's big? Rather the opposite, actually. (Or so I'm told…) |
| Stosstruppen | 26 Sep 2009 7:01 p.m. PST |
He must not watch TV, even the minimal amount would have subjected him to an Extenze commercial… |
| Whatisitgood4atwork | 27 Sep 2009 7:56 p.m. PST |
"Hey. How dare you use the very tiny jaws of life! I demand the regular size jaws. No dammit, get the extra large, super big, gi-normous, OMG that's a big one jaws of life darn you! Do you hear me!" |
| GypsyComet | 28 Sep 2009 6:58 p.m. PST |
"…and swelled to five times its normal size…" Well it worked then, achieving his stated aim of making it larger. link |
