Wyatt the Odd  | 21 Sep 2009 8:14 a.m. PST |
Published on this date in 1937. Wyatt |
| CLDISME | 21 Sep 2009 8:30 a.m. PST |
Which is why I never answer my door – for fear of a wizard introducing me to a group of treasure-hungry miners. |
| La Long Carabine | 21 Sep 2009 8:39 a.m. PST |
Happy Birthday to "The Hobbit"! May the hair on his toes
never fall out. LLC aka Ron |
| Streitax | 21 Sep 2009 9:31 a.m. PST |
Well, CLDISME, you're very wise. I fell for that schtick once, turned out to be a gang of dwarves with a front man, they took me for a long walk, asked me to join them in smoking some particularly fine 'tobacco' and I woke up alone. By the time I got back home, their partners in crime had picked my house clean. |
 Parzival  | 21 Sep 2009 9:52 a.m. PST |
I'd answer the door. But the dwarves would have to fix their own tea and cakes; I've no skill for that. |
| Toshach | 21 Sep 2009 8:49 p.m. PST |
What's the latest on the movie? Has anyone heard? |
| Rassilon | 21 Sep 2009 9:02 p.m. PST |
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| Scutatus | 22 Sep 2009 3:46 p.m. PST |
Might want to warn people that aintitcool isn't really family friendly. F word and all that. Ironic for something about The Hobbit. |
| Daffy Doug | 21 Oct 2009 9:10 a.m. PST |
Dwarves have really trashy mouths. Tolkien cleaned up the dialogue bits for his "children's" book. I expect the movie will have to follow his example, or it will get an "R" rating fer shur. And need I say that dragons are the worst of the lot? All the really good cuss words were invented by dragons…. |
| Parzival | 22 Oct 2009 1:02 p.m. PST |
Usually after sneezing. Suddenly the air was filled with a sound like a loud, wet explosion, followed by a monstrous "SNIFF." Smaug the Golden looked down at the molten slag that had been one third of his treasure bed.
"Well,  ," he said. |
| Last Hussar | 22 Oct 2009 5:36 p.m. PST |
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