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Last Hussar12 Sep 2009 1:20 p.m. PST

would you misuse them? (And I do mean in a generally accepted fashion- you may not think turning a die from 6 to 2 is misuse, but the rest of the your club may well disagree).

kyoteblue12 Sep 2009 1:39 p.m. PST

Oh gosh yes !!!!! Some rules lawyers would be struck dumb!!!

Waco Joe12 Sep 2009 1:41 p.m. PST

Do Jedi powers include x-ray vision? grin

Gunfreak12 Sep 2009 1:46 p.m. PST

I would use my Jedi Mind trick to get Jennifer aniston to sleep with me.
I wouldn't concider it misuse as I would marry her first

kyoteblue12 Sep 2009 1:56 p.m. PST

LOL !!!!!!!!!

Personal logo Saginaw Supporting Member of TMP12 Sep 2009 4:06 p.m. PST

If it involved finiancial gain, then I'm ashamed to say "yes". evil grin

Streitax12 Sep 2009 4:57 p.m. PST

The temptation would be too great, especially since I have not been raised since childhood by a little green pervert who talks funny.

Oppiedog Supporting Member of TMP12 Sep 2009 5:21 p.m. PST

Does having your lead mountain magically painted over night count as evil?

The Nigerian Lead Minister12 Sep 2009 5:40 p.m. PST

No, that's just practical. Just be careful that you don't paint it all, we all know what happens then….

Oppiedog Supporting Member of TMP12 Sep 2009 5:51 p.m. PST

… I would go to the "Dark Side".

blackscribe12 Sep 2009 6:31 p.m. PST

Only a lot.

vojvoda12 Sep 2009 6:38 p.m. PST

These are not the droids you are looking for….
VR
James Mattes

Personal logo Parzival Supporting Member of TMP12 Sep 2009 7:52 p.m. PST

"This is the book you're looking for . . ."

Yeah, I'd use that on an agent or editor… or maybe both . . .

"You do want to pay me a ridiculously large advance . . ."

Yep. Definitely.

CPBelt12 Sep 2009 8:48 p.m. PST

You all can take the mind trick silliness. Me, I'm taking Force Push. I know I would abuse it so badly!

Whatisitgood4atwork13 Sep 2009 2:02 a.m. PST

Well first. I'd have got off that silly desert planet without having to enter a juvenile into a to-the-death chariot race.

Sure the junkman wasn't fooled by Jedi tricks, but the next guy would have been. I'd have got the cash off the first susceptible victim (rewarding him properly in the currency I did have) and be back on my important mission in no time.

As for the other question. Well the dark side is strong, and I don't think Jessica Alba is going to want to marry me otherwise.

XRaysVision13 Sep 2009 5:18 a.m. PST

It would help deal with rules laywers…

"These aren't the rules you're looking for…"

Personal logo John the OFM Supporting Member of TMP13 Sep 2009 9:14 a.m. PST

Of course I would misuse them. What a silly question.

Azantihighlightning13 Sep 2009 9:36 a.m. PST

…May young persons intent on causing harm to others would pass on……

ming3113 Sep 2009 2:35 p.m. PST

Many beautiful women would no longer need thier clothes .

Greyalexis13 Sep 2009 7:22 p.m. PST

You will have a sale on these items right now…

(at a con) you go to your room take a shower and rethink your life.

Last Hussar13 Sep 2009 7:54 p.m. PST

"I will go to my room"
"I will take a shower"
"I will rethin…"
Hey! Stop that

John Leahy Sponsoring Member of TMP14 Sep 2009 3:53 a.m. PST

No, I would use them for Good trying to light a way in the Universe…………………Ok, not really. We'd all abuse them. You twins wanna see my lightsaber?

:-D

bloodeagle14 Sep 2009 4:18 a.m. PST

Yes yes I would misuse them

Personal logo Parzival Supporting Member of TMP14 Sep 2009 8:41 a.m. PST

I'd never be stuck in traffic. One way, or another.

Old Slow Trot15 Sep 2009 6:25 a.m. PST

Next blood test,I might have a midichlorian count done,just to check it. ;^)

Personal logo Der Alte Fritz Supporting Member of TMP19 Sep 2009 10:05 p.m. PST

I'm sure that I could put the powers to good use.

Gunfreak20 Sep 2009 6:51 a.m. PST

You could basicly take over the world.


This is not the president you want,
I AM the president you want.

Then, You will let me anex Europe

Then, you WILL make me undisputed ruler of the UN.


ect ect.

JackWhite21 Sep 2009 1:20 p.m. PST

"Gunfreak" is just the tip of the iceberg, isn't it?

I would do for myself, of course, but without doing >to< others. It would especially come in handy when dealing with control freaks.

You will go look in a mirror. You will not like what you see. You will do what it takes to correct your behavior.

JW

Last Hussar21 Sep 2009 6:40 p.m. PST

Well I was going to invite you to be my padawans, and learn the ways of the Force. I have decided against that.

Personal logo piper909 Supporting Member of TMP25 Sep 2009 3:52 p.m. PST

Not at all, I would merely ensure a more perfect world for all, starting with myself.

ScottWashburn Sponsoring Member of TMP12 Oct 2009 12:29 p.m. PST

"This is the book you are looking for."

Oh Parzival! You fight dirty! I thought I could stay all noble and pure, but you've brought it all back to me! Yes! As any agonized writer can tell you: you eventually reach a level of frustration with the publishing industry where you would do ANYTHING, yes, anything to sell a book. No act is too heinous, any deed, up to an including murder, would be justifiable if it would only work. But with Jedi powers, just a subtle manipulation and no one even gets hurt.

Of course, that presupposes that editors actually have minds that can be influenced…

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