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Personal logo Parzival Supporting Member of TMP28 Aug 2009 6:47 a.m. PST
richarDISNEY28 Aug 2009 7:48 a.m. PST

Funny box. I think Mr Simpkins needs a life. And they say Americans are prude! laugh

beer

Daffy Doug28 Aug 2009 8:08 a.m. PST

All I got was a virus warning, and I was informed that my computer has suspicious/dangerous programing infecting it….

Connard Sage28 Aug 2009 8:13 a.m. PST

Try the original article from the <spit> Daily Mail

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or turn down the NetNanny so that the word 'pornographic' doesn't set off alarms

Daffy Doug28 Aug 2009 8:27 a.m. PST

Oh ferpetesakes. Even if intentionally compromising, there is nothing pronographic about cartoon fruit! Nothing you could prosecute anyway. Stuff like this just shows who has a filthy mind and no rein on their tongue….

Personal logo Gungnir Supporting Member of TMP28 Aug 2009 8:45 a.m. PST

Another example of Daily Mail accuracy.

The wrapper dates back to 2004.

The European storm of protests was one Catholic organisation.

Links found in any language on the subject: one.

Slow news day, obviously.

Personal logo Saginaw Supporting Member of TMP28 Aug 2009 8:54 a.m. PST

Am I reading the box correctly as "moan"? laugh

Connard Sage28 Aug 2009 8:57 a.m. PST

Am I reading the box correctly as "moan"?

No. It's MAOAM.

Which is obviously a cunningly disguised reference to 'man on man'. So the fruits are…fruits.

It gets worse. I'm going to write to my MP

Personal logo Doms Decals Sponsoring Member of TMP28 Aug 2009 9:03 a.m. PST

People like that always remind me of Dr Johnson and the first dictionary. Apparently (well, they said so on QI, so it may well be true) he was approached by some snooty women who wanted to congratulate him on not including any rude words in his dictionary…. His reply was "you looked for them all, then?"

Personal logo enfant perdus Supporting Member of TMP28 Aug 2009 9:28 a.m. PST

I think Mr. Simpkins has a point. I have exactly the same facial expression when I shag a lemon.

Neotacha28 Aug 2009 2:35 p.m. PST

Obviously, my mind is not dirty enough. They looked like a couple of anthropomorphised fruits wrestling to me. And I would have assumed the cherries were tickling the lime.

The lime does seem to be having a lot of fun on both boxes, mind.

goragrad28 Aug 2009 10:55 p.m. PST

Must say that having been prejudiced by the article to that viewpoint, it could be seen that way. Don't think that would have been my view otherwise.

Sometimes you see what you expect to see, which can say something about the viewer.

aecurtis Fezian29 Aug 2009 5:27 a.m. PST

Those look like underage cherries to me…

Klebert L Hall29 Aug 2009 7:03 a.m. PST

Well, fruits are generally hermaphroditic genitalia, what sort of behavior would you expect?
-Kle.

Buff Orpington29 Aug 2009 7:41 a.m. PST

Those look like underage cherries to me…

Only in the majority of the states Allen. I'm sure they're old enough in some.

Ditto Tango 2 129 Aug 2009 8:22 p.m. PST

From the article:

"I demanded to see the shop manager and, during a heated exchange, my wife became quite distressed and had to sit down in the car park."

Yes, buddy, you embarrassed the hell out of her for creating such a stink! grin
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Tim

Ditto Tango 2 129 Aug 2009 8:24 p.m. PST

Just this evening, my wife and I saw a rack with boxes of a certain candy whose name I forget that were "vomit flavoured", "rotten eggs", "runny snot" and some other disgusting flavours. We laughed and asked the clerk who explained they are really big with kids who buy them and offer them to unsuspecting friends. Apparantly they taste as awful as they sound…
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Tim

Ditto Tango 2 129 Aug 2009 8:36 p.m. PST

Oh and this reminds me of the famous Zoodles can:

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The palm tree is a penis and if you look closely at the elephant's bum, you'll realize why he has such a goofy smile… grin
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Tim

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