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Personal logo Editor in Chief Bill The Editor of TMP Fezian13 Aug 2009 3:47 p.m. PST

* Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong. *

*Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.*

*Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.*

* A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.*

* Words that soak into your ears are whispered…not yelled.*

* Meanness don't jes' happen overnight.*

* Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.*

* Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.*

* It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.*

* You cannot unsay a cruel word.*

* Every path has a few puddles.*

* When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.*

* The best sermons are lived, not preached.

* Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway.*

* Don't judge folks by their relatives.*

* Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.*

* Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time.*

* Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't bothering you none.*

* Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a Rain dance.*

* If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.*

* Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.*

* The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'.*

* Always drink upstream from the herd.*

* Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.*

* Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in.*

* If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.*

* Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply.*

*Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.*

Farstar13 Aug 2009 3:55 p.m. PST

Live like you will die tomorrow, love like you have never been hurt, learn like you will live forever, and dance like no one can see you.

Connard Sage13 Aug 2009 4:29 p.m. PST

Or, as an old farmer once said to me 'Bloody navel gazin' and home-spun philosophy don't get them soddin' cows milked'.

Wise words if ever I heard any.

I am the mongo13 Aug 2009 6:37 p.m. PST

Wise words indeed, Connard.

Mongo

zoneofcontrol13 Aug 2009 6:48 p.m. PST

Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.

Personal logo enfant perdus Supporting Member of TMP13 Aug 2009 7:26 p.m. PST

Coming from a long line of old farmers I take issue with
Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.

The farmer who doesn't cultivate an excellent relationship with his banker is a fool, and more than likely headed for failure.

On a cheerier note…

If you didn't park the tractor, assume whoever did left it in gear.

It doesn't cost anything to make sure a gate is closed.

An hour checking fence lines beats three hours of chasing livestock.

Respect the PTO shaft.

Always take your pliers.

Roderick Robertson Fezian13 Aug 2009 8:03 p.m. PST

Don't squat with your spurs on.

UltraOrk14 Aug 2009 6:36 a.m. PST

That's the aorta! Don't cut that!

x42brown14 Aug 2009 10:30 a.m. PST

As my granddad (a farmer) said "The grass is always greenest over the cesspit."

x42

Neotacha16 Aug 2009 8:33 a.m. PST

What is a PTO shaft?

zoneofcontrol16 Aug 2009 11:17 a.m. PST

Neotacha – "What is a PTO shaft?"
Power Take Off – runs attached equipment off the engine's
power. Sort of like an oldtime version of a ciragette lighter port in your car. It is mechanical (spins) rather than carry electrical power. Not a good place to catch a finger, shoe lace or your hair!

Personal logo Der Alte Fritz Supporting Member of TMP27 Aug 2009 10:33 a.m. PST

*Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.*

HEY! That's me you're talking about. evil grin

Personal logo Der Alte Fritz Supporting Member of TMP27 Aug 2009 10:34 a.m. PST

…and no, I'm not a skunk.

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