| Last Hussar | 07 Aug 2009 5:58 p.m. PST |
Some say when ever he paints an army, Osprey reprint all their books to make sure they match. And that the US Army changed it's drill book to match his basing. And some say he always throws doubles. On one die. All we know, is he's called John the OFM |
| kyoteblue | 07 Aug 2009 6:21 p.m. PST |
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| PzGeneral | 07 Aug 2009 6:45 p.m. PST |
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| Last Hussar | 07 Aug 2009 6:55 p.m. PST |
Do add your own Clarksonesque epithets. Some say there is no such thing as "15 mil", just 25mil figures who have met him. |
| mad monkey 1 | 07 Aug 2009 7:07 p.m. PST |
Some say The War of Jenkin's Ear sprang from his febrile imagination.. |
 John the OFM  | 07 Aug 2009 7:49 p.m. PST |
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| kyoteblue | 07 Aug 2009 8:49 p.m. PST |
I'll have a Shiner Bock, please. |
| mad monkey 1 | 07 Aug 2009 8:53 p.m. PST |
Some say he is to Sedan Chair Racing what Richard Petty is to Nascar, Beckham to Futball, Charo to the Hoochee-cootchee… |
| Streitax | 07 Aug 2009 10:19 p.m. PST |
Some say he came from an abandoned coal mine. |
| Patrick R | 08 Aug 2009 2:10 a.m. PST |
Some say his minis don't cast a shadow Some say every lost miniature turns up at his house Some say he types his posts with his toes All we know is that's called THE OFM !!! |
| Gunfreak | 08 Aug 2009 9:47 a.m. PST |
Some say he is the love child of Chuck Norris and steven Segal Some say Chuck Norris and Steven Segal are the love childs of John the OFM and John the OFM's clone Some say his life was the basis for the blackadder series.(baldric beeing OFM)
Some say he is decended from Viking gods
Some say he was the orignal gerber baby All we know, is he's called John the OFM |
| Last Hussar | 08 Aug 2009 1:48 p.m. PST |
Some say Sherman marched through Georgia because he was too scared to stay in Washington with him, and that when a unit routs off table, he organises firing squads from other bases. All we know is He's called the OFM |
| Wg Cdr Luddite | 10 Aug 2009 4:13 a.m. PST |
Some say he is to wargaming what OJ Simpson is to justice, All we know is He's called the OFM |
| Last Hussar | 14 Aug 2009 12:02 p.m. PST |
Some say all the mail shirts he paints are correctly addressed with a stamp in the corner and that his Jane Fonda impression was seriously misused by the North Vietmanese All we know is he's called the OFM |
| Daffy Doug | 14 Aug 2009 7:17 p.m. PST |
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| Last Hussar | 15 Aug 2009 1:53 a.m. PST |
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| Gunfreak | 16 Aug 2009 4:19 a.m. PST |
Some say WW1 was started when he wanted another war to wargame All we know is he is called OFM |
| Daffy Doug | 16 Aug 2009 3:36 p.m. PST |
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| Greyalexis | 17 Aug 2009 1:39 p.m. PST |
He was the orginal for Zardoz!  |
| Last Hussar | 31 Aug 2009 9:24 a.m. PST |
While other claim his interpretation of 7th edition is covered by 17 different clauses in the Geneva Convention. |
| JackWhite | 15 Sep 2009 1:05 p.m. PST |
Some say he came from New Orleans, where he got into a fight over a Cajun queen and a crashing blow from a huge right hand sent a Louisiana fella to the Promised land.
Big John. JW |
experiments at 11x.