"A mean drunk, or just a really slow news day?" Topic

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Farstar	10 Jul 2009 10:23 a.m. PST
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Editor in Chief Bill	10 Jul 2009 10:46 a.m. PST
I wonder if they'll have rules for that in the Splintered Lands ruleset? TMP link
John the OFM	10 Jul 2009 1:29 p.m. PST
He's got diarrhea too…
Farstar	10 Jul 2009 1:38 p.m. PST
Fermented "fresh" (since those two terms don't really go together) fruit will do that. Quite the double whammy. Bet he goes right off cherries though. I know that I'd not look at them again if a bender beneath a cherry tree led to me being shooed off of a freeway median with a broom while suffering from alcoholic vertigo AND diarrhea…
Buff Orpington	10 Jul 2009 2:31 p.m. PST
I wonder if they'll have rules for that in the Splintered Lands ruleset?<\q> I think the standard badger warrior being ensnared would cover it. There should be a bezerker option though if he turns nasty.
John the OFM	10 Jul 2009 3:03 p.m. PST
A drunk, hungover badger with diarrhea. I think I would really wish I had called in sick that day if I were on that police force.
Lentulus	11 Jul 2009 3:34 p.m. PST
Must have been a slow crime day. If I were a cop, I would have driven over the damn thing and called a road crew.
WeeSparky	11 Jul 2009 5:11 p.m. PST
Having been stationed in Germany for three years, I can sympathize with the badger. If only I had a dollar for every time that had happened to me. I don't remember the cherries though, and the "brooms" felt more baton-like.
Swampking	13 Jul 2009 6:51 a.m. PST
I guess MADD in the States will be on the lookout for drunk badgers and of course, the anti-alcohol people will be lookign for overripe cherry trees! Gotta love modern life!