| 11th ACR | 29 Jun 2009 12:15 p.m. PST |
On the morning of June the 25th 2009, Farrah Fawcett died of a long fight with cancer. When she went to Heaven she was asked, "Farrah I will grant you a last wish before entering the gates of Heaven." She thought about it for a few seconds and said. "I would like to wish that all the children of the world would be safe and protected from evil." Three hours later Michael Jackson died! And the Lord did smile. |
| Gunfreak | 29 Jun 2009 12:39 p.m. PST |
Haha, lovley joke, going to speard that one around |
| xxxxxxxxooooo | 29 Jun 2009 1:11 p.m. PST |
Woot! …and so it begins! 
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| Daffy Doug | 29 Jun 2009 1:35 p.m. PST |
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| Gattamalata | 29 Jun 2009 3:05 p.m. PST |
I was expecting a crack about an act that was banned in Texas… |
| the Gorb | 29 Jun 2009 3:05 p.m. PST |
The wife brought this one home from the hospital where she works: What's the difference between Farah Fawcett and Michael Jackson? About three hours. Regards, the Gorb |
| Parmenion | 29 Jun 2009 3:19 p.m. PST |
What's the difference between Farah Fawcett and Michael Jackson? I thought it was that she played with the Majors and he played with the minors. |
| lugal hdan | 29 Jun 2009 3:40 p.m. PST |
LOL Parmenion! Best Answer Yet. |
| Last Hussar | 29 Jun 2009 4:32 p.m. PST |
Why didn't the divorce lawyer demand a $3,000,000 dollar rebuild? |
| nazrat | 30 Jun 2009 6:43 a.m. PST |
Did you hear about the sale Wal-Mart was having in honor of Michael Jackson? Little boys' pants half off! |
| nazrat | 30 Jun 2009 6:44 a.m. PST |
And this is just a little creepy… link |
 Saginaw  | 30 Jun 2009 8:36 a.m. PST |
That's sacrilegious (against Farrah, I mean).  |
| Gunfreak | 30 Jun 2009 9:17 a.m. PST |
Well we all know Michael realy wanted to be a white woman, so in his death, his dream came true |
| alien BLOODY HELL surfer | 30 Jun 2009 4:43 p.m. PST |
Janet Jackson went to the funeral directors and asked if they took plastic. That's the only 'clean' one I have. |
| Volstagg Vanir | 30 Jun 2009 5:13 p.m. PST |
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| Covert Walrus | 21 Aug 2009 9:35 p.m. PST |
The LA County Coroner returned the brain of Michale Jackson to his family for the funeral this last week . . . There was a short panic, however, when someone lost the Tic-tac box it was in. |
