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Wyatt the Odd Fezian27 May 2009 12:38 p.m. PST

Either that, or Japan is secretly producing weapons-grade "What The Hell?"

A new game for the Wii is called "Muscle March" and this is the official description:

"An American footballer steals the various (frequently bizarre) body builders' protein powder, which they attempt to recover by marching after the footballer en masse, adapting the same poses as the holes left in walls by the thief's getaway. Successful mimicry allows the capture of the thief and (possible) recovery of the protein powder."

The official game trailer (in Japanese) is here: link

Its enough to make one summon Cthulhu just to be able to lose the memory thru insanity.

Wyatt

mweaver27 May 2009 1:06 p.m. PST

Sometimes I wonder how you find these things. Then I decide it is best not to know.

Randall27 May 2009 1:51 p.m. PST

Oh, come on Wyatt, I know you've already pre-ordered the game!

I have too! I can't wait. Here's the best I can do to strike a pose: troll

No, that's not a troll, that's me striking a muscle pose!

Now give me back my protein powder, you darn American footballer thief!

Space Monkey27 May 2009 2:30 p.m. PST

My dad sometimes watches that Japanese game show where contestants have to match the profile of the hole in an approaching wall… so I'd be guessing that's the source of that game element.
Still sounds pretty dumb though.

napthyme27 May 2009 2:30 p.m. PST

What amazes me even more is that he has the time to look when there are all those Wargods miniatures that demand to be painted…

Personal logo Saber6 Supporting Member of TMP Fezian27 May 2009 3:25 p.m. PST

O M G

Personal logo Jlundberg Supporting Member of TMP27 May 2009 5:54 p.m. PST

Words fail

Wyatt the Odd Fezian27 May 2009 6:44 p.m. PST

"What amazes me even more is that he has the time to look when there are all those Wargods miniatures that demand to be painted…"

and with more arriving each day grin

Actually, I did get some painting in while standing around in the dealer room at Gamex. Three figures down and 100+ to go.

Wyatt

richarDISNEY28 May 2009 7:28 a.m. PST

But the real question remains… Will it involve naughty tentacles? laugh

adub7428 May 2009 11:21 a.m. PST

"secretly producing weapons-grade "What The Hell?""

:) Nice.

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