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Personal logo John the OFM Supporting Member of TMP06 May 2009 2:44 p.m. PST

Or, tales of a Census Taker.

While on my rounds yesterday verifying mailing addresses, a forlorn boy about 11 was walking his pet rat. Actually, he had a white and brown spotted rat in a cage, and HE was walking.
He asked "Mister, is it OK if I let him go here?"
"What?"
"I have to get rid of him, and is this an OK spot?"
"I don't know, I don't live here." I said, passing the buck…

Just then, the couple who lived there drove up.
He asked them. The wife oooed and ahhhed over the cute rat, but declined to take him in. I suggested he call his friends or the SPCA.
The sad boy wandered off.

Any guesses what this scenario implied? grin

kyoteblue06 May 2009 2:57 p.m. PST

You have DOOMED us all !!!!!!!!!!

UltraOrk07 May 2009 6:24 a.m. PST

School is almost over and mom doesn't want the science project hanging around the house anymore.

Personal logo Editor in Chief Bill The Editor of TMP Fezian07 May 2009 6:56 a.m. PST

Budget cuts at the Pentagon?

jdpintex07 May 2009 12:00 p.m. PST

Was the Rat's name Ben or Willard?

The G Dog Fezian07 May 2009 12:07 p.m. PST

Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Wolverine07 May 2009 1:05 p.m. PST

I think so, Brain. But how are we going to get an elephant to wear eye shadow?

Old Slow Trot08 May 2009 6:47 a.m. PST

Does the rat live with a pig? ;^)

Neotacha09 May 2009 7:00 a.m. PST

Poor kid. Poor rat. They do make good pets, being intelligent creatures, but I can see Mom not particularly wanting one around the house.

scrivs12 May 2009 7:27 a.m. PST

We have a pet rat and he is very cute and friendly. They do make great pets.

Unfortunately letting a pet rat out in the wild is really not an option, they could never look after themselves. Ours is so pleased to see us that he'd be begging food off the first person to walk past, probably not an ideal situation.

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