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Last Hussar03 Apr 2009 5:48 p.m. PST

…if the final letter had gone missing

As heard on Radio 4-

Mad Ma (eg Mad Max)

The Da Vinci Cod

Ocean's 1 (and the sequels, Ocean's 1 and Ocean's 1).

Gone with the Win

All the President's Me

Rock

Watchme

Of Mice and Me

The Spy who Loved M (!!!)

Far from the Madding Crow

Personal logo John the OFM Supporting Member of TMP03 Apr 2009 6:12 p.m. PST

A book about Baccala…
Yep. That would be different.

Personal logo Parzival Supporting Member of TMP03 Apr 2009 10:08 p.m. PST

The Hustle

Raiders of the Lost Ar (obviously a pirate movie)

Ben Hu? (an ancient Jewish-Chinese man's quest for identity)

Fahrenheit 45 (every one walks around muttering about how chilly it is and looking for sweaters)

E.

Forbidden Plane

Revenge of the Sit

Return of the Jed (or Beverly Hillbillies 2)

Close Encounters of the Third Kin (probably related to the above)

The Quiet Ma (obviously not set in Ireland)

The Sound and the Fur

Neotacha04 Apr 2009 7:38 a.m. PST

Sh

zoneofcontrol04 Apr 2009 12:20 p.m. PST

A Bridge Too Fa (a long, long way to go)
Star Tre (three for the price of one)
Apocalypse No (ran out of money agin, didn't finish)
Platoo (God Bless You)
Gettysbur (Raymond's younger brother)
Toy Stor (somewhere I want to spend a lot of time)

Last Hussar04 Apr 2009 9:27 p.m. PST

ZoC- 'Toy Stor'- I thought of this, but tried to avoid a misspelling, though if people get it then it works.

Return of the Kin

The Two Tower (for schizophenics)

Hawkmoo (a wierd cross breed)

Three men in a Boa (Where's Samuel L Jackson when you need him)

The Longest Da (about tall Welsh fathers)

andygamer04 Apr 2009 10:06 p.m. PST

Who's Afraid Of
Virgin
Wool
/benny hill

Sue Kes05 Apr 2009 5:47 a.m. PST

Citizen Can

Les Miserable (one sad man's tale)

Brigadoo (left by all the horses going over a local bridge)

The Hobbi (everyone should have one …)

The Once and Future Kin (the ones you can't get rid of)

Tenderfoo (a sort of well-cooked Chinese dish)

The Walton (a budget version without the extended family)

The Curse of the Mummy's Tom (that cat objected to being mummified from the start)

Planet of the Ape ( a SF remake of King Kong)

Olive! (in these days of equality, why shouldn't the famous orphan be a girl?)

Carouse (that's an order)

Old Slow Trot06 Apr 2009 7:03 a.m. PST

Von Richthofen and Brow(The Red Baron vs. a Dick Tracy bad guy)/Batma(you do the math )/Mart(a butcher who buys a convenience store). Lots more,I'd guess.

Daffy Doug06 Apr 2009 7:20 a.m. PST

Gorg

Godzill

The Ten Commandment

Harve

To Kill A Mockingbir

Winnin

The Longest Da

Remember the Titan

….I don't get it….

andygamer06 Apr 2009 12:27 p.m. PST

The Longest Da

A Russian Front movie, eh?

Last Hussar06 Apr 2009 2:06 p.m. PST

Doug- its got to make a new word when you remove the last letter- Hence "The Da Vinci Cod"- Leonardo's masterpiece about fish?

Whatisitgood4atwork06 Apr 2009 11:30 p.m. PST

Who framed Roger Rabbi?

A study on Anti-semitism in the animation industry.

Whatisitgood4atwork07 Apr 2009 12:58 a.m. PST

12 Angry Me.

('All About Eve' meets 'Falling Down'.)

JackWhite07 Apr 2009 11:17 a.m. PST

Letters From Iwo Jim

The Bird

Psych

The Graduat

(Not within the criteria, but more about how he managed to graduate).

The Crying Gam


(Whatisitgood4atwork's idea #1 on the list).

JW

JackWhite07 Apr 2009 11:20 a.m. PST

Last Hussar

Now, I thought The Da Vinci Cod referred to the part of his anatomy that was covered up by certain piece of clothing they wore during his day.

A fish never occurred to me.

JW

Last Hussar08 Apr 2009 1:38 p.m. PST

The League of Extrodinary Me

The BBC panel show "Mock the Wee" would just be taking the …

MahanMan08 Apr 2009 8:26 p.m. PST

Gunga Di

My Fair Lad

The Passion Of The Chris

The Thin

Big Trouble In Little Chin

The Man Who Would Be Kin

Love Finds Andy Hard

Flower Drum Son

Gig

Hel!

Show Boa

MahanMan08 Apr 2009 8:29 p.m. PST

And I am fully and sadly aware that many of mine sound vaguely naughty.

Last Hussar09 Apr 2009 9:41 a.m. PST

Andy's a luck bloke, MahanMan

Inkhear

Snakes on a Plan

Do Jewish-Japanese read "Tora"

The Far Sid

The Colour of Magi- (race relations in the Bible).

The Italian Jo.

Apollo 1 (they went up, they came down)

How much history would have changed if an unknown Austrian artist had written about his time on holiday in a tent, in "Mein Kamp"

JackWhite09 Apr 2009 11:42 a.m. PST

Tor! Tor! Tor!
(The Scottish Hills come alive and attack.)

Forrest Gum

Water
(okay, three letters)

JW

Last Hussar09 Apr 2009 2:49 p.m. PST

China Tow

The Wizard of O (That one is rude- but popular!)

Tachikoma16 Apr 2009 7:24 a.m. PST

Reign of Fir

El

The Boa

30

Ghost Ride

Night of the Living DEA

Monsters, In

The Man Who Would Be Kin

mad mac17 Apr 2009 5:49 a.m. PST

Her – The classic Martial Arts film about PMT

Orc – Fantasy remake of the KIller Whale Revenge tale.

The magnificent Seve – Mr Ballesteros' bio-pic.

andygamer17 Apr 2009 4:15 p.m. PST

The League of Extraordinary Me

Finally, a movie about a wargamer.

12 Angry Me

And the sequel about a wargaming club filled with loophole lawyers, cheaters etc.

Daffy Doug18 Apr 2009 10:59 a.m. PST

Oooh….

Lord of the Ring (about a boxer) (that's the only one I can come up with)

Last Hussar18 Apr 2009 3:43 p.m. PST

30 – more heroic, but probably a lot shorter.

The G Dog Fezian19 Apr 2009 11:18 a.m. PST

Jaw – 'The George Plimpton and William F. Buckley debates'

Covert Walrus23 Jun 2009 8:37 p.m. PST

Red Daw ( A mutant coloured crow)

Iron Ma ( Sequel to Big Bad momma?)

The Angry Red Plane

The Oblong Bo ( A Southron boy turns out to be a square )

skinkmasterreturns24 Jun 2009 5:33 a.m. PST

Watch Me- wasnt that a porno?

Platybeladon25 Jun 2009 11:27 a.m. PST

Bulletproof Mon (Jamaican version)
Ghost Do
Kingdom of Heave
Ed Woo (story of the world's worst Chinese director)
28 Days Late
X-Me
Zulu Daw

Last Hussar25 Jun 2009 2:59 p.m. PST

If she's 28 days late then that will lead to the kingdom of heave.

Platybeladon26 Jun 2009 11:12 a.m. PST

Independance Da (Welsh father's home-rule video)
Jurassic Par (Prehistoric golf)
The Amazing Colossal Ma
Get Short (a small spy story)

Last Hussar27 Jun 2009 3:22 p.m. PST

Death Race 200- No, that would be Ben Hur.

Covert Walrus29 Jun 2009 3:58 a.m. PST

Be Coo ( Gangster pigeons in LA )

Transformer ( Centering on an electrical engineers dream project )

King Kon ( Sequel to The Sting? )

Manos: Hands of Fat ( well . . . it *must* improve on the original )

imrael05 Aug 2009 9:44 a.m. PST

Moonrake – celestial gardening tool
Doctor N

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fir

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