"Murphy - your customers will always be pussycats..." Topic
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27 Mar 2009 5:33 p.m. PST
by Editor in Chief Bill
- Changed title from "Murphy- you're customers will always be pussycats..." to "Murphy - your customers will always be pussycats..."
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| Last Hussar | 27 Mar 2009 5:02 p.m. PST |
…compared to mine. Today, as I was entering the Segregation block, someone on A Wing threw liquid on me from his cell on the 2's Landing. I'm hoping it was just water. Last week I was in a video conference. The Sex Offender 'D' was sat between me and the Probation officer while we talked to his (female)Offender Manager on the screen. Being a Video conference 'R' and I were facing the screen, not in a circular meeting, so could not really see 'D'. Next day the OM phoned and asked if we thought he was masterbating during the meeting, as he had his hands inside his waistband. |
| Alxbates | 27 Mar 2009 6:29 p.m. PST |
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| zippyfusenet | 28 Mar 2009 5:41 a.m. PST |
"Wet clean up, aisle seven!" Keep them locked up, please. |
| SpaceCudet | 29 Mar 2009 3:23 a.m. PST |
My wife caught a pupil masterbating during a lesson. And politicians say that History isn't being made exciting enough for today's youth. |
| Last Hussar | 29 Mar 2009 11:02 a.m. PST |
Zippy- "D" is a lad with issues- he's not getting out soon! SpaceCudet- perhaps your wife wasn't really engaging his attention. Or maybe she was… |
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