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Wyatt the Odd Fezian26 Feb 2009 10:21 a.m. PST

Oh sure, its only a white rabbit.

A 20-pound rabbit the size of a small dog.

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If it mutters anything resembling "I'm late!" we'll need to quarantine the entire island.

Wyatt

thatotherguy26 Feb 2009 10:31 a.m. PST

Prepare the Holy Handgrenade!

Gunfreak26 Feb 2009 10:34 a.m. PST

I would be more scared if it looked at your throught.

RUN AWAY!!

Streitax26 Feb 2009 11:53 a.m. PST

It probably got that size by devouring its owners.

Still, it's all cute and cuddly.

Just watch out for those nasty teeth.

Mike G26 Feb 2009 5:01 p.m. PST

I thought "Harvey" was invisible.

SpuriousMilius26 Feb 2009 5:11 p.m. PST

An article about the Teletubbies that I read years ago said that the show used a special breed of huge bunnies to keep in scale with the 7 foot tall characters.

mad mac27 Feb 2009 4:35 a.m. PST

You see, I knew 'Night of the Lepus' was right!

Personal logo Gungnir Supporting Member of TMP27 Feb 2009 7:44 a.m. PST

Hate to say it, but it's not so enormous when you look at the stats of the Flemish Giant, a rabbit bred mainly for meat. An adult one often reaches 7.5 kilos, or nearly 17 pounds.

Sane Max27 Feb 2009 9:16 a.m. PST

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pish, compared to this little darlin thats nowt. I believe 'German Giants' are the same basic breed as flemish giants. They are NOT bred for meat, it's a show-thing, and the breeders are all INSANE.

Pat

Gunfreak27 Feb 2009 11:17 a.m. PST

I'm going to get one of those Flemish Giants, feed it with raw human flesh, and use it as a guard rabbit.

My plan is to let the inturders get into the apartment, then when they are cleary inside, so it's a clear case of self defence, the rabbit bites over the achiles tendent, so they fall to the ground, then it will rip out their thorught and gorge on their still beating heart.

Streitax27 Feb 2009 12:20 p.m. PST

Bit messy, that.

Gunfreak27 Feb 2009 12:43 p.m. PST

Nah, by the time it's finshed only the bones will be left

Skeptic28 Feb 2009 2:51 p.m. PST

Actually, some are bred for meat. A few years ago, a German breeder was in the news, because he was in discussions with North Korea about supplying them with rabbits for a breeding programme …

Gunfreak28 Feb 2009 3:02 p.m. PST

You can't eat Rabbits, they can eat you, but not the other way around,

Dogs, cats, rabits, girafs, elephants, condors, bald eagles, giant squid, apes, monkeys, flies, big foot, lockness and snails are not for eating

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