"Egads! I've been perforated!" Topic

Following up from TMP link

Just back from the hospital. A 35-minute procedure followed by an hour or so in recovery.

Ironically, I wasn't in any pain this morning, but now its only slightly less painful than the original malady.

No effects from the anesthesia aside from visions of Jerzei appearing in a plaid tutu and puce cutaway jacket and doing an interpretive dance of Roget's 6th Collegiate Thesaurus – with Smokey in a Florida State University uniform (girls basketball) as PPhalen played "Smells Like Teen Spirit" on the pan flute.

Surprisingly, that was not nearly as disturbing as it should've been.

In the interim, I've just taken one of these shiny pain pills, so I'd like to thank you for your kind words of encouragement earlier and take a moment to say purple monkey bandstand flapping trebuchet…

I think I'm going to lie down, now.

Wyatt

"No effects from the anesthesia aside from visions of Jerzei appearing in a plaid tutu and puce cutaway jacket and doing an interpretive dance of Roget's 6th Collegiate Thesaurus – with Smokey in a Florida State University uniform (girls basketball) as PPhalen played "Smells Like Teen Spirit" on the pan flute."

Now I'm in pain.

"…purple monkey bandstand flapping trebuchet…"

I know exactly what you mean. My oxycodone prescription is a higher dosage than Jeff Conaway's on "Celebrity Rehab". And I hate the feeling!

Have a hasty recuperation!

Allen

I do think you should have a little lie down, Wyatt!

Cool!
I made it into someone's anethsia-induced madness!

Oxycodone made me into a zombie, could not stay awake for 10 minutes at a time. Best of luck with the recovery

Welcome to the 60's. Tune in and drop out baby.

I hope you recover quickly. During therapy for a shattered upper arm, I was taking percocet three times a week. Each day was a 90% loss, just couldn't focus. And no visions of Fairy Smokey's dancing on my head!

Get well soon! Then get therapy!